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Touchdown Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob at American football? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn you into the ultimate gridiron guru! Join us and you’ll learn all about touchdowns, field goals, and why they call it a pigskin.

But wait, there’s more! Our classification system is so wacky, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion for days. Forget about boring old rules, we make up our own as we go along. And who needs football when you can watch players punch each other in the face in our boxing/MMA arena?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the MVP of the virtual gridiron!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	782
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server

abandonment, adoption, anti-choice, child abandonment, child custody, child neglect, child welfare, childfree, family betrayal, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family pressure, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, Minecraft, moral dilemma, Niblings, PRESSURE, rescue, Server, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets child rearing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Brenda, Sarah, James, Jack, Jane, and Tara.

Imagine a server where promises of support are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds.” Witness the epic showdown between a childfree hero and a meddling mother who just can’t keep her opinions to herself. Will you be the one to call out the BS and shake things up like never before?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family pressure and obligation as you navigate through the chaos of adoption and abandonment. Will you be the one to save the day and keep the kids from being split up, or will you watch it all unfold from the sidelines?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TurkeyCraft2021

🤣 Welcome to the most dramatic Minecraft server ever! Are you ready to join a server where family feuds are taken to a whole new level? Look no further!

👶 Picture this: you and your Minecraft hubby just had a baby, but oh no, the in-laws are causing chaos over the baby’s name! They wanted a tradition where each generation alternates grandparents’ names, but you and your hubby said “nah” and chose a name they didn’t like. Cue the drama!

📱 Blocking family members on your phone? Check. Awkward holiday gatherings? Double check. This server has it all! Join us for a wild ride of family drama and baby name battles.

🤯 Will you stand your ground like a Minecraft boss and protect your little one’s name? Or will you cave under the pressure of family expectations? The choice is yours on this outrageous Minecraft server!

💥 So come on and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of family drama and guilt trips? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! #MinecraftFamilyFeuds #BabyNameBattleRoyale 🍼

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crops Grown:	9841	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SkinSwapCraft

body image, Body transformation, deep introspection, existentialism, Gender Identity, Identity, Individuality, Inner desires, Life decisions, life purpose, personal choice, personal growth, philosophical questions, Reincarnation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, SkinSwapCraft, Soul searching, Spiritual beliefs

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being born as someone else! Imagine waking up in the body of a legendary warrior, a powerful wizard, or even a mischievous creeper ready to explode with excitement.

Join us for the chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the blocky world of Minecraft. Want to be a dragon soaring through the skies, a mermaid swimming in the depths of the ocean, or a superhero saving the day? Anything is possible on our server!

So why settle for being yourself when you can be anyone or anything you desire? Come join us and experience the ultimate role-playing adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Who will you choose to be born as on our server? The choice is yours, so come and let your creativity run wild!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ArmyCraft: 1.4 Million Strong!

Army, ArmyCraft, Conflict, Defense, Dictatorship, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military buildup, military service, military strength, military training, MILLION, North Korea, nuclear weapons, political tensions, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, south korea, STRONG, Tensions

so, like, this server is like the north korea of minecraft servers, but without all the scary stuff, ya know? we got 1.4 million players applying to join because our server is so lit, it’s like tensions with south but in a fun way. come join us and be part of the epic army of gamers taking over the virtual world. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re south korea, then maybe you will. but who cares about them, right? just come join the chaos and have a blast with us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Secret Passages Found:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

3b2t – Complete anarchy without rules Minecraft server

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A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Creating Chaos Modded SMP 1.20.1 – Where Only Creative Minds Survive

1.20.1, Automate, Avatar, Biomes, Chaos, Combat, continents, Country, creating, Creative, Discord, DISHES, island state, Islands, long-term players, Machinery, Minds.., Modded, Modpack, Performance Mods, quality of life, smp, spellcasting, SURVIVE, Terrain generation, Tools, Vanilla

Power of Creation Server Overview

Server Type	Modded SMP
Preferred Age	18+
Location	UK
Main Content Mods	Create, HexCasting, Iron’s Spellbooks, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, Figura

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

More information and whitelisting in the Discord: https://discord.gg/xYykzA9RFU

2. What is the focus of the server?

The server is focused on giving players the tools to create whatever they want, build up a beautiful world, and tell stories within it.

3. What makes this server unique?

The server runs a custom modpack with lightweight and non-redundant features, diverse and interesting biome generation, and the ability to form continents and islands for player-created countries or island states.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Stinky Indians Minecraft Server

bathroom habits, body odor, body odor myths, cleanliness, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural misconceptions, cultural norms, cultural practices, Cultural traditions, curry, hand washing, hygiene, hygiene practices, indian culture, Indians, Minecraft, offensive remarks, personal habits, personal hygiene, Server, Stereotypes, STINKY

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique twist that will keep you laughing for hours.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while dodging flying curry and avoiding players who may or may not have washed their hands after using the bathroom. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from exploding chickens to secret underground lairs filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wash your hands).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Seething Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a soap opera, with players coming and going like it’s a revolving door.

Join us and witness the epic saga of Kemal, the gigachad who left us too soon. Will he ever return? Only time will tell. And don’t even get me started on Anurag from ANZ – he’s causing a stir with his live in prod antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ParentalPanicCraft

abandonment, Abuse, Childhood, Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional scars, family, forgiveness, healing, long-term effects, mental health, neglect, ParentalPanicCraft, parents, Recovery, resilience, self-care, support system, Therapy, traumatic experience, trust issues

Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Animals Bred:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, CraftyKims, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global affairs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, Propaganda, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, world news, Zelenskiy

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyCreeperz420

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-Semitic attacks, anti-Semitic violence, antisemitism, Canada, Canadian society, CraftyCreeperz420, discrimination, Discriminatory acts, hate crimes, Hate crimes statistics, Hate Speech, Increase in hate crimes, intolerance, Jewish community, minority groups, prejudice, racism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Rising incidents

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Star Shards Collected:	230
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ores Mined:	8851
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Broadband Binge Craft

Australia, Binge, BMI, Broadband, broadband adoption, connectivity, correlation, Craft, data analysis, digital age, health, health implications, internet speeds, Males, obesity rates, public health, research, sedentary lifestyle, statistics, study, Technology, weight gain, young adults

Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

Campaign, Coin Calculator, CraftyFate, Damage Calculator, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, Fate/Grand Order NA General, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Interlude Timeline, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, nautilus, News, Pickup Summon, Pre-Release Campaign, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, summon, Summoning Info

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!

Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.

Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	7146
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6