join this epic minecraft server where the only rule is to never stop jumping! why, you ask? because the ground is made of lava and if you stop jumping, you’ll burst into flames like a crispy chicken nugget! but don’t worry, there are flying pigs that will save you if you start to sizzle too much.

explore a world where the trees are made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. oh, and did we mention the unicorns that poop out diamonds? yeah, you can ride those majestic creatures into battle against evil zombie llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

build a house out of giant marshmallows and fend off attacks from an army of angry chickens armed with watermelon launchers. team up with other players to defeat the evil potato king who wants to turn everyone into french fries.

so what are you waiting for? join this minecraft server and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have! just remember, keep jumping or you’ll be toast!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Potions Brewed: 84
Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Astral Projections Made: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Crafty Nazi Plane Lady’s Wild Transphobic Adventure

    Crafty Nazi Plane Lady’s Wild Transphobic Adventure
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild adventure filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY mini-games, and WACKY building challenges.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with TREASURE guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. They had to defeat the skeletons in a dance-off to claim the treasure as their own. And that player? They became the richest player on the server, all thanks to our UNIQUE challenges.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary PINK SHEEP of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame one of these elusive creatures, they will lead you to a hidden realm full of MAGICAL wonders.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the WILDEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Minefast – Sonic Speed Server

    Minefast – Sonic Speed Server
    Welcome to the most Gotta Go Fast Minecraft server ever!

    Are you a die-hard Sonic the Hedgehog fan? Do you dream of running at the speed of sound and collecting golden rings like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

    Join us for epic discussions about ALL things Sonic! From Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow to 2024 being declared the Year of Shadow, we’ve got all the latest Sonic news covered.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got exclusive leaks like the IHOP Sonic Promotion and the Sonic Toy Party. Plus, get ready for the Knuckles Series Trailer streaming on April 26 and the highly anticipated release of Sonic the Hedgehog 3 on December 20, 2024!

    And if you’re looking for even more Sonic goodness, check out our Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet and our collection of Sonic comic scans.

    So why wait? Join us on this wild ride through the world of Sonic the Hedgehog and let’s go on an adventure that’s faster than a blue blur! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a Chaos Emerald or two along the way 😉🦔🌟

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CraftyClickbait – The Ultimate YouTube Advice Minecraft Server

    CraftyClickbait – The Ultimate YouTube Advice Minecraft Server

    But here’s the kicker – he’s convinced that he’s the next PewDiePie and is constantly asking for advice on how to improve his channel. So, if you’re in the mood for some second-hand embarrassment and want to witness the struggle of a wannabe YouTuber, then come join our Minecraft server!

    We’ve got everything you could ever want – from cringey roleplay to awkward dance parties in the virtual world. Plus, you’ll have the chance to give Mr. Monke some much-needed advice on how to actually make decent content. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the star of his next viral video (or at least have a good laugh at his expense).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, cringes, and maybe even a few facepalms along the way. Trust me, it’ll be an experience you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Dezaki’s Blocky Adventures

    Dezaki’s Blocky Adventures
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve managed to create the most epic virtual world on a shoestring budget! Our pixelated landscapes may look like they were put together by a toddler on a sugar high, but trust us, it’s all part of the charm.

    Join us and witness the magic of blocky adventures that will leave you questioning reality. Our creations may be borderline slideshow tier, but hey, that just adds to the challenge, right? Who needs high-quality graphics when you can have a good laugh at our derpy mobs and glitchy terrain?

    And just like that one guy who made amazing anime with questionable animation, we’ve somehow managed to make this Minecraft server one of the greatest ever. So come on in and see for yourself – you won’t be disappointed!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Chimeras Created: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Emeralds Found: 7184
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Girl Power Craft

    Girl Power Craft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building your own virtual paradise!

    Join us and leave behind all the toxic relationships and heartbreaks. On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting ghosted or dealing with narcissistic monsters.

    Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your new virtual friends who will never ignore your messages or leave you on seen.

    Don’t rope yourself tonight, join our server and turn your bad luck into good fortune! Who needs real women when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 20
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • KraftyKrautCraft

    KraftyKrautCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and learn German in the most epic way possible! Our expert language teachers have created a virtual classroom where you can mine for vocabulary words, build grammar structures, and battle against other players in German-speaking mobs!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can travel back in time to ancient Germany and help defend the castle against invading hordes of umlaut-wielding warriors. Or, if you prefer a more peaceful approach, you can build your own German village and trade with other players for schnitzel and sauerkraut!

    So why wait? Join our hilarious Minecraft server today and become a German-speaking master in no time! Prost! 🍻

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Towns Built: 8 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Magic Items Found: 6608 Falling into the Void: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Zombie Dances: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Dimension Hops: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Ass Grass & WeedwackeRyS Minecraft Server

    Ass Grass & WeedwackeRyS Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the CHAMPION of building giant statues of CHICKENS. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS! But wait, there’s more. Another player discovered a secret underground tunnel that led to a hidden treasure room filled with DIAMONDS and CAKE. And guess what? That player became the richest and most popular player on the server!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most intense PVP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: two players facing off in a EPIC duel on a floating island surrounded by lava, while riding on PIGS armed with DIAMOND SWORDS. It’s like something out of a FANTASY movie!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft community out there. Your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS, baby!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 289

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Crafty SUVs: Where Even Pixels Drive in Style!

    Crafty SUVs: Where Even Pixels Drive in Style!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on the adventure of a lifetime.

    Picture this: You log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with GIANT bollards blocking your path. But fear not, for these bollards are actually friendly creatures who will guide you on your journey to greatness.

    As you explore further, you’ll come across FLYING pigs, RAINBOW sheep, and even a TALKING diamond sword named Sir Stabby. He’ll give you tips on how to conquer the land and defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!

    ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the consequences of shady business practices firsthand! Join now for a chance to own your own chain of stores that sell impossible to obtain goods at low prices. But be warned, the dirty, disgusting hyumans may not be too happy about it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Buildings Constructed: 44
    Runes Activated: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 392
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gayest of players can avoid being deemed faggots! Join us for a wild ride of white, racist gay people trying to navigate their fragile egos while also realizing their existence is a net negative on humanity. But fear not, for on our server, they can be based enough to become racist and avoid the dreaded f-word label.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and outrageous community of players who are on a quest to defy societal norms and expectations? Dive into a world where even the most unexpected twists and turns await you at every corner.

    So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you on the server!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool

    PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to worship the mighty Pekomama! Who is Pekomama, you ask? Well, legend has it that Pekomama is a giant chicken who roams the lands of Minecraft, blessing players with LEGENDARY loot and EPIC adventures.

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the rarest items in all of Minecraft, all while evading the wrath of the evil Chicken King who is jealous of Pekomama’s power. But fear not, for Pekomama will always protect those who are loyal to her!

    Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, Pekomama herself descends from the heavens to host a massive dance party where players can show off their best dance moves and win AMAZING prizes. And rumor has it that if you impress Pekomama enough, she will grant you one wish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the LEGEND of Pekomama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Dragon Eggs Found: 2962
    Star Shards Collected: 112 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Crafty RPG Haters

    Crafty RPG Haters

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Farms Harvested: 276
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

    Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 206 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

    Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

    Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

    On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Falling into the Void: 3
    Potions Brewed: 45 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion

    SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting violated is your sense of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, outrageous builds, and unbelievable shenanigans!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas stampede through your base, knocking everything in their path. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who just want to dance the night away.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And let’s not forget about the Pixel Art Gallery, where players showcase their artistic skills by creating masterpieces out of blocks.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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