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Black Jesus Craft: Putin’s Revelation

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Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you ready to join a world where Putin announces Jesus Christ as black because the jews apparently got to him? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this unpredictable world?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness that awaits you!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SnapCraft – Where Minecraft meets the Marvel Snap

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most fun place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane adventures, like riding dragons while battling unicorns in a rainbow-filled sky! Build your own castle made entirely of diamonds and emeralds while fighting off evil creepers with your trusty enchanted sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure chests and magical potions waiting for you to discover!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft champion on our server. Join now and experience the wildest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

KawaiiTrainCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where japanese countryside trains are cute! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by magical unicorn farts, making it the most whimsical and enchanting place to play Minecraft. 2. We have a secret underground penguin disco where players can dance the night away with their feathered friends. 3. Our resident llama mayor will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the mystical enchanted forest. 4. The rarest ore on our server is rainbow diamond, which can only be mined by players who have mastered the art of interpretive dance. 5. Every full moon, a giant tofu monster roams the land, challenging players to a tofu-eating contest for epic rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Alien Abductions:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Towns Built:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Animals Bred:	184

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NarutoCraft: Where Censorship is Just a Creeper in Disguise

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Naruto’s journey to becoming Hokage? Look no further than our server, where we promise NO compromises on the fun factor!

Join us and experience a world where you can unleash your inner ninja, just like Naruto and the gang. Don’t worry about toning down the action or avoiding sexy expressions here – we embrace it all!

Our server is a hit in Japan and overseas – just like Naruto! So why settle for boring restrictions on other servers when you can join us and experience the ultimate ninja adventure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the Hokage of our server! Believe it! 😂🍥

Disclaimer: This server is not affiliated with Naruto or any of its creators. Just a bunch of crazy Minecraft fans having a good time!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Alien Abductions:	0
Crops Grown:	2053	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PurrfectlyCrafted: Where Persian Bois and Blacked Women Unite!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can join Persian boi in his quest to stroke to Persian women getting BLACKED! 😂 Our server is filled with hilarious adventures and crazy stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join now and experience the thrill of building your own outrageous creations while listening to Persian boi’s wild tales of conquest and exploration. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and memes!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and be a part of our ridiculous Minecraft community. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 😜🎮

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	6413
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Potions Brewed:	199
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

‘MericaCraft: Land of the Blocks

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, you can ride giant bald eagles through the skies and battle evil mobs with fireworks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Mount Rushmore where you can mine for diamonds with Abraham Lincoln himself! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the hidden treasure of the Statue of Liberty – rumor has it, it’s filled with stacks of emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the land of the free and the home of the brave in a whole new way!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7426	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magic Items Found:	3465

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blocky Shenanigans

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is to STREAM TONIGHT OR ELSE! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and didn’t stream for a whole week. The next day, their house in the game was mysteriously filled with EXPLODING CREEPERS! And that’s not all, every time they tried to mine diamonds, they would only find DIRT BLOCKS! So if you want to avoid a similar fate, you better start streaming on our server TODAY! And who knows, you might even find a secret DIMENSION filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS! So what are you waiting for? Join now and STREAM FOR YOUR LIFE!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Items Found:	8237	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Post-Coital Pixels

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has magical powers that enhance your gaming skills after getting laid!

Imagine this: you spend a weekend alone, feeling down because your date didn’t go as planned. But fear not! Once you join our server, you’ll be transported to a world where all your troubles melt away. You’ll be so good at Minecraft, you’ll forget all about your ex-girlfriend!

But wait, there’s more! On the weekends when you’re successful with a woman, playing on our server will leave you in a state of pure bliss. It’s like a reward for your romantic conquests!

So why are you like this, you ask? It’s simple – because this Minecraft server is like no other. Join now and experience the ultimate gaming high after getting laid!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyPasta: Not Just Another Balkan Server!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can explore a world where Italy is actually part of the Balkans! Yes, you heard that right – forget everything you thought you knew about geography and come join us for a wild adventure.

On our server, you can build your own pasta-themed castle in the mountains of the Balkans, complete with spaghetti moats and lasagna turrets. But be careful, because the local villagers are known for their love of pizza and may try to steal your toppings!

If you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Spaghetti Monster, a mythical creature rumored to lurk in the depths of the Balkan forests. Legend has it that whoever captures the monster will be granted unlimited pasta for life!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world where Italy and the Balkans collide in the most deliciously absurd way possible. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyCactuars – Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker Edition

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🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and outrageous adventures! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where ARR relics are actually a shitty grind EDITION – sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness!

🚀 DAWNTRAIL INFO: 🚀 – Early Access: Friday, June 28, 2024 (2:00 AM PDT) – Release Date: Tuesday, July 2, 2024 – Promotional Site: Click Here for Insanity! – Benchmark: Download Now for Wildness!

🎉 IN-GAME EVENTS: 🎉 – Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration (Now until Wednesday May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT) – General News: Prepare for Mind-Blowing Awesomeness!

🔥 GENERAL NEWS: 🔥 – Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test (Until Patch 7.0) – PvP Series 5 (Until Patch 7.0) – Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Click Here for the Craziest Stuff! – Meetups: Join us on April 21, 6:00 PM EDT for a Crystal Party Finder at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run – it’s going to be LIT!

So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun – 473801309 previous thread is just the tip of the iceberg!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LoadLickingLlamas Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and sheer madness? Join us and witness the craziest Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a world where players ride llamas into battle against creeper armies, where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti, and where zombie pigmen break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!

So why wait? Join us today and experience the weird and wonderful world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what hilarious hijinks await you just around the corner?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Creepers & Butlers: Kuroshitsuji Minecraft

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing better than the graphics is the DRAMA! We’ve got more twists and turns than the latest episode of your favorite TV show, and we promise you won’t need subtitles to understand the action here!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIONS, INTRIGUE, and maybe even a few ALIEN ABDUCTIONS (okay, maybe not that last one, but you never know what could happen on our server!). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything is possible!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyLoliLand

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon this mythical treasure!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mounts that you can ride into battle against the zombie hordes. And if you’re lucky, you may even encounter a dragon that you can tame and use to fly around the server in style.

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughs and fun. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server? Don’t miss out on the epicness that awaits you!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ShaveCraft: Where Even the Pixels Stay Clean!

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Are you tired of being a scruffy mess like those dirty peasants on /int/? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept the clean-shaven elite! Join us and show off your perfectly groomed beard – oh wait, you don’t have one because you’re a civilized individual.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Legend has it that our server was blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that only the most fabulous players can mine these precious gems.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So come join us on our exclusive Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember to leave your unkempt facial hair at the door – we don’t want any scruffiness ruining our fabulous vibe!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1244

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Villager Twerk League: Minecraft Academy

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the inaugural run of the /vt/ League Academy! What is divegrass, you ask? It’s like if Pro Evolution Soccer and the Hunger Games had a baby, and that baby was played by threads and generals from /vt/! The players represent the essence of each thread’s culture, making for some seriously intense matches.

But wait, there’s more! The /vt/ League Academy is your chance to become a manager and show off your skills in a wild and wacky world. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. And when can you watch all the action unfold? Mark your calendars for April 20th-21st, starting at 12pm EDT (1600 UTC)!

Ready to dive into the madness? Head over to vtleague.420699.xyz to witness the chaos firsthand. And don’t forget to blast the Official ∕vt∕ League Album while you’re at it – it’s the perfect soundtrack for all your Minecraft adventures!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Dragons Tamed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Emeralds Found:	7970
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1