ParentalRoastCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NijiEN SMP – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, who once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle, or LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have a rivalry so intense, they once had a build-off that ended in a TNT explosion! Or explore the magical world of Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou once summoned a dragon just for fun!

And that’s not all! Join Luxiem for a chance to witness Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma attempt to build a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing! Or head over to Noctyx, where Sonny Brisko, Uki Violeta, Alban Knox, and Fulgur Ovid once pranked the entire server by turning everything upside down!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering free diamonds, of course.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Ores Mined:	6579
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2013

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BabyBlocker2021

BabyBlocker2021, Communication, Controlling, Couples counseling, crisis center, Decision making, Emotional support, emotional well being, Family Planning, manipulative, Marriage, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Professional help, relationship dynamics, self-care, Stability, support network, Therapy, trying for kids

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	8
Dimension Hops:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Love in the Nether – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, adventurous, forbidden love, hidden location, INTIMATE, love, memorable, Minecraft, Nether, offbeat, outdoors, public place, Risky, romantic encounter, secluded, secret spot, smp, spontaneous, Surprising, Thrilling, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where romance blooms in the most unexpected places! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with roses and heart-shaped blocks. As you explore further, you come face to face with a creeper holding a bouquet of flowers – talk about explosive chemistry! Join our server for a chance to find love in the most unconventional of places and embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a dungeon or have a romantic picnic on top of a volcano. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience love, laughter, and lava on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineCraftStressFest

anxiety, Challenges, coping, difficult times, emotional turmoil, life struggles, mental health, mental toughness, Mental Wellbeing, MineCraftStressFest, OVERWHELMING, personal growth, PRESSURE, resilience, self-care, stress, Stress Management, Support, Therapy, tough situations, traumatic experiences

Are you tired of real life stress and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about that time you accidentally sent a text to your crush that was meant for your mom. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your new online friends.

Forget about that time you got stuck in an elevator with your ex and their new partner. On our server, you can ride pigs, tame wolves, and even fly on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last one, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and say goodbye to stress and hello to fun! Trust us, it’s way better than that time you accidentally wore your shirt inside out to a job interview.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

KimJongCraft

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, east asia, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, political rhetoric, SECURITY, south korea, Tension, Threats, united states, world affairs

so, like, u know how kim jong un is always talkin’ bout nukes and stuff? well, imagine if he had a minecraft server, like whaaat? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while tryin’ to build ur dream house. who needs peace treaties when u can have epic battles in the virtual world, amirite? plus, u can team up with ur friends to take down kim jong un’s evil regime and bring peace to the minecraft universe. join now and show that dictator who’s boss!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Star Space MiniCraft

astronomical phenomenon, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic discoveries, Galactic Research, Mercury’s Orbit, minicraft, Record Discovery, scientific discovery, Space, Space discoveries, space exploration, Space Observation, star, star systems, stellar evolution, stellar formation, Stellar Systems, Three Large Stars, Universe Exploration

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got three large stars locked in a space smaller than mercury’s orbit! like, how even is that possible?! u can mine and build while staring at these giant stars like u in some kinda sci-fi movie. plus, rumor has it that if u build a portal to the stars, u can unlock secret powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. so come join us and witness this mind-blowing phenomenon for yourself! #mindblown #minecraftmadness

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the sun is made of cheese, the trees sing opera, and the pigs ride around on hoverboards. Yes, you heard that right. Hoverboarding pigs. And that’s just the beginning!

Explore dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to see for yourself!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll have the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that correctly. A dragon that farts rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Source Engine Minecraft SMP

counter strike, engine, First Person Shooter, game design, game development, game engine, Game Mechanics, game physics, Gaming, graphics engine, half life, Minecraft, modding, programming, smp, software, source, source engine, source sdk, team fortress, Technology, Valve Corporation, video games, virtual reality

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Are you looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our villagers have formed a union and demand better working conditions, so you’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to trade. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed a gang and will peck anyone who crosses them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface. You’ll have to solve riddles and complete challenges to gain access, but the rewards are worth it – trust us.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Potions Brewed:	197
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	583
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

aging, Argument, BoomerCraft, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, family gathering, generational gap, Glitter, growing old, Hypocrisy, immaturity, makeup, Maturity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relative, Server, Taylor Swift, younger

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for some epic battles and intense debates like the one between a 24-year-old player and a 58-year-old relative who just can’t stop talking smack about Taylor Swift.

Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	New Chunks Explored:	352931

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BathroomBashersMC

awkward, bathroom, BathroomBashersMC, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, compromise, consideration, Daily, discussion, family friend, Girlfriend, living situation, Masturbation, noise, personal time, privacy, roommate, roommate etiquette, shared space, UNCOMFORTABLE

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s bathroom habits? Look no further! Join our server for a fap-tastic time filled with loud noises and awkward encounters. Our community is so close, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a room with us! Don’t miss out on the daily fap sessions – join now for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs a fan when you have us?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlockBreakerz

BlockBreakerz, Consistency, daily habits, goal-setting, habit change, habit formation, habit formation techniques, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, personal development, physical health, positive habits, productivity, Routine, self improvement, success habits, tangible benefits, wellness

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the simple daily habit of mining for diamonds can lead to unimaginable riches and power!

Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.

Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	119	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Void Gems Collected:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BinLadensCraft

al-qaeda, BinLadensCraft, CounterTerrorism, deportation, expulsion, extremist, foreign national, France, Government, immigration, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minister, Osama bin Laden, political asylum, Radical, refugee status, security threat, Son, Terrorism, threat assessment

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!

Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Void Armor Forged:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Hopfield & Hinton’s Neural Network Fun

2024.., artificial neural networks, associative memory, autonomous method, data patterns, data properties, discoveries, Fun, Geoffrey Hinton, Hintons, Hopfield, image reconstruction, inventions, John Hopfield, machine learning, Network, neural, Nobel laureates, Nobel Prize, PHYSICS., picture identification, popular science background, powerful machine learning, press release, scientific explanation, video announcement

Join our epic Minecraft server where we use the power of Nobel Prize-winning physics to create the most mind-blowing artificial neural networks!

Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.

Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2600
Zombie Dances:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Vanilla PE | Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Our tag: t.me/vanillape

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server

attraction, blocky, chakra balancing, divine feminine, empowerment, Energy healing, female anatomy, feminine energy, feminine power, law of attraction, long tail, magnet, magnetism, manifestation, Minecraft, sacred feminine, self love, self-care, Sensuality, Server, sexual energy, Sexuality, Vagina

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there – “Vagina Magnet”! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!

But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.

And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Star Shards Collected:	194	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	3093

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magic Items Found:	7596	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1