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Troll Body Minecraft Server

bodily functions, bodily reactions, bodily reactions to emotions, bodily surprises, Body, body trolling, body’s tricks, confusion, Disappointment, emotional response, feeling, first kiss, Frustration, mind games, Minecraft, physical sensations, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-perception, Server, sexual encounters, sexual experiences, troll, unexpected reactions

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the same rush as your first kiss? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and possibly even finding your virtual soulmate. Who needs real-life relationships when you can feel like you just came from a kiss every time you log on? Plus, we guarantee that there will be no unexpected surprises like finding no cum when you get home. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic Minecraft love story!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP

affordable living, behind the wheel hours, BROKE, Drivers license, driving lessons, driving school, drop shipping, Ebay, finances, Girlfriend, income, Maryland law, moving out, parents, Paycheck, POVERTY, Rent, RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP, reselling, side hustles, work

Are you tired of being a broke adult living with your parents and unable to afford driving lessons or a girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the real world struggles by building your dream home and driving virtual cars without needing a license. With outrageous rent prices and crazy side hustles like selling virtual items on eBay, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems. Plus, with a community of players who understand your struggles, you’ll never feel alone again. So come join us and start living your best virtual life today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	191
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HonBar

Cross-Play, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to Hon’Bar, the Ultimate Minecraft SMP Stop! Hon’bar is a community-centric Minecraft server where players come together to explore, build, and collaborate. With a strong emphasis on community interaction, Hon’bar fosters a welcoming environment for players of all ages and play styles. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an adventurer seeking epic quests, or someone who enjoys socializing with fellow gamers, Hon’bar offers a space where everyone can find their niche. Join the community, embark on exciting adventures, and create lasting memories in this vibrant Minecraft world!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	214	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

UA Danylo Server

1.21.2, All, Danylo, kyiv, Minecraft, Server, Survival, UA Danylo Server, Ukraine, welcome

My name is Danylo. I’m from Kyiv, Ukraine. It’s my survival minecraft 1.21.2 server. See ou on my server. Welcome ALL.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky Trillion Game Minecraft Server

adult content, blocky, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, debate, discussion, explicit content, forum, Game, Gaming Community, gaming culture, internet, mature themes, Minecraft, online discussion, opinion, Regulation, Server, Sluts edition, social media, Thread, Trillion, Trillion game, video game

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sluts edition! Why no thread? Because we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons to worry about silly threads.

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner slut shine! Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of glitter and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared to leave your dignity at the door – because on this server, anything goes!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Movie SMP for Truecels

action, Cinema, classic, comedy, Drama, emotional, FANTASY, film, Horror, incel, independent, lonely, MODERN, Movie, movies, romance, Sci Fi, smp, Thought-provoking, Thriller, Truecels, Underrated

Are you tired of being a truecel in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is like a movie for truecels, where you can finally be the hero of your own story. Imagine a world where you can slay dragons, build epic fortresses, and even find love (in the form of virtual Minecraft villagers, of course).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and riches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Creeper King, where you can challenge him to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest truecel fantasies in blocky, pixelated glory. Who needs movies when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	239	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Gladia Earth

Earth, MCMMO, Minecraft Geopolitical Towny Real world map Diplomacy War Towns Nations Alliances Resources Army Conquer Strategy PvP Economy Survival Adventure Exploration Building Roleplay, PvP, Survival, Towny

Gladia is a Minecraft geopolitical towny server with a real world 1:1000 earth map where towns and nations strive for power with diplomacy and war. Make a town, form nations and alliances, gather resources and build an army to conquer the earth.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FleshFactory

Create, Faction, Factions, FleshFactory, FTB, Fungal infection, Horde, INFECTED, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Scorched Guns 2, spore, Survival

Welcome to FleshFactory! Combining “Fungal Infection:Spore” “Create” and “Scorched Guns 2” it’s a thrilling faction based Survival against the ever evolving horde of infected

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Trump Costume Minecraft Server

American politics, celebrity costume, controversial costume, costume, costume party, DIY costume, fake tan, funny costume, Halloween, long red tie, mask, Minecraft, orange wig, political costume, Political satire, president, presidential costume, republican party, Server, Suit, trump, Trump costume, united states, Wig

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict dress code of Trump costumes only! That’s right, you’ll be building your blocky empire while looking like the one and only Donald J. Trump himself. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s only flying pigs? That’s right, these little oinkers sprout wings and soar through the skies, dropping diamonds and emeralds in their wake. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Crops Grown:	3153	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The H/a/lloween Costume Contest Minecraft SMP

celebration, Competition, Contest, contestants, costume, costume contest, creativity, dress up, Event, EXCITEMENT, Festive, Fun, Halloween, Judges, Masks, Minecraft, October, outfits, participants, Prizes, Scary, smp, spooky, tradition

Welcome to our totally not haunted Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Halloween all year round! Our costume contest is the spookiest event of the year, with prizes that will make you scream (in a good way, we promise).

Join us if you dare, as we have players dressing up as everything from creepers to witches to even a block of dirt (yes, someone actually did that). The competition is fierce, with players using their creativity to come up with the most outrageous costumes you’ve ever seen.

But beware, there are rumors of a ghostly player who haunts the server, stealing diamonds and leaving behind a trail of pumpkin seeds. Will you be brave enough to face them in the costume contest?

So come on down to our haunted Minecraft SMP and show off your spooky side. Who knows, you might just win the grand prize of a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea). See you there, if you dare!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RizCraft SMP

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock, BUILD, Chaos, Claims, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Explore, Fun, Grief, java, MCMMO, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Raid, Raiding, rules, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

RizCraft SMP 1.21.1 is a Minecraft Survival MP server for Java and Bedrock. Inspired by many servers that are similar, this incredible server delivers you a raw, vanilla+ survival without any rules or claims, meaning you can grief and raid! Now if that doesn’t sound like fun, I don’t know what does! Enter the chaos and experience the fun today! Connect to RizCraft SMP now!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Tycoons.GG

Adventure, Builder, Community, Competition, creativity, fighter, gg, Minecraft, Mini Games, Server, Strategist, tycoons

Dive into an immersive world of creativity, competition, and community at Tycoons, where adventure awaits every player! Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or strategist, we have something for everyone.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	9455	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LDOE RPG server Minecraft

Adventure, ancient temples, balance, Darkness, Defeat, FANTASY, forces, Friends, Game, Hero, Keys, ldoe, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, role playing, RPG, Server, strength

The age-old balance between light and darkness has been disrupted. Dark creatures have begun to infiltrate our world, and only you, a hero with extraordinary strength, can restore balance. You have to find the keys to ancient temples and defeat the forces of darkness.

Join and play with your friends.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ores Mined:	3292
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	146

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Sleepy Russia Minecraft Server

grow larger, long tail tags, Minecraft, russia, Server, Sleep, sleepy, Tomorrow, Wake Up

Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest dreams come true! Our server is so epic that even while you sleep, Russia will expand its borders! Imagine waking up to a whole new world map just because you logged onto our server. Who needs reality when you can join us and watch countries grow right before your eyes? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly mind-blowing. Join now and witness the magic of our server for yourself!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Standards Are Overrated Minecraft SMP

Communication, compatibility, compromise, emotional connection, Expectations, Intimacy, lower standards, mental health, Minecraft, Overrated, personal boundaries, relationship, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, sexual attraction, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, smp, Standards, Trust, Vulnerability

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing harder than our diamonds is getting through a relationship without some serious drama! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as rocky as a cobblestone wall.

Our server is like a soap opera set in the world of blocks and creepers. We’ve got love triangles, betrayals, and alliances that shift faster than a redstone clock. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness the chaos firsthand?

But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We’ve also got epic builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a creeper explosion. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of Endermen on a rampage? Plus, who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate among all the chaos. Just remember, on our server, the only thing harder than finding true love is surviving a creeper attack.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	780106	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2