PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CalorieCraft: GF Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you lose weight? Look no further! Join our server and we guarantee you’ll shed those pounds in no time! Our virtual world is filled with healthy food options like avocado toast and salads from Chick-fil-A. But be careful, one wrong move and you might end up gaining a few extra virtual pounds!

We even have a special feature where your in-game character will gain weight if you eat too much virtual food. It’s like a weight loss challenge, but in Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to stay fit in our pixelated paradise. Just remember, no fry rewards for salads allowed!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Magic Items Found:	7205	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

InvisiCraft: What’d You Do?

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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be invisible for a day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can experience just that! Join us and become a master of stealth and mischief as you sneak up on your friends and pull hilarious pranks without them ever knowing it was you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking animals who hold epic dance parties every night. Imagine grooving to the beat with a group of party-loving pigs and funky chickens – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft land?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	1812
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CretanCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, picture this: a minecraft server where you can be a migrant from North Africa trying to reach the Greek island of Crete! like, you gotta build a boat and navigate through crazy storms and sea monsters to make it to safety! but watch out for the evil mermaids trying to lure you underwater!

once you reach Crete, you can join a faction and fight for control of the island! build epic castles and defend them from rival factions with crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers!

but that’s not all, there’s also a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps! can you navigate through the maze and claim the ultimate prize?

join our server now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience ever! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go on this wild adventure together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

VillaPutinGoneUkrainFUN

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come join our minecraft server where we demolish villas like putin’s for fun because we’re scared of ukrainian attacks! we have crazy pvp battles and build battles where the winner gets to launch a missile at their opponent’s base! join now for the chance to ride a flying pig into battle and unleash chaos on the server! who needs putin’s villa when you can have a minecraft kingdom of your own?!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Secret Passages Found:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlockyLife Rises Slowly

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Lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

we got potions that make u invincible and u can fly like a majestic unicorn across the skies

we got secret dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants

u can build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss

join now before ur life expectancy falls like a clumsy noob in lava, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7292	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Star Shards Collected:	211	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

OnlyYou server SURVIVAL AT MAXIMUM SPEED Minecraft server

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Survival at maximum speed without private, without donation, only the strongest win, does the server have everything for a comfortable game?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Trust Me, You’ll Have a Semi-Vanilla Blast on Enival Java Community Server

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No teleportation mods to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join Enival?	To join Enival, you need to apply in Discord. Visit the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.
Is Enival a vanilla server?	Enival is a semi-vanilla server with some quality of life mods for a better gameplay experience.
Can I use teleportation commands?	No, Enival does not allow teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.
How can I communicate with other players?	Enival has proximity chat enabled, which allows players to communicate through voice chat.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8556	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8396	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4833	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ParentalRoastCraft

childhood memories, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Healing Process, hurtful words, mental health, parental criticism, parental neglect, ParentalRoastCraft, parents, self reflection, self-esteem issues, Therapy, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mines Excavated:	2141	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

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Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Potions Brewed:	59	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1