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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 2787 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8795 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.
And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!