PainfulPupzMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Star Shards Collected:	280
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

New Minecraft Servers

join our epic minecraft server and you will never have to worry about your dog’s teeth again! our server is equipped with a special feature that allows your in-game dog to communicate with you through a series of barks and growls, indicating when their teeth are hurting them.

not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground world filled with talking chickens who will give you quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. but beware, these chickens are not to be trusted and may lead you into dangerous traps set by evil pigs who are trying to take over the server.

if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of minecraft, then join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

CableCuttersCraft

#authorities, act, apparent, Baltic Sea, CableCuttersCraft, Communication, Cutting, Damage, Incident, International, investigation, Maritime, norway, Russian, Russian-Crewed Ship, sabotage, SECURITY, Seizes, suspected, undersea cable, Vessel

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier adventures than norway seizing a russian-crewed ship suspected of cutting an undersea cable! we believe the ship was trying to find our secret diamond mine under the ocean, but we outsmarted them with our epic pvp skills.

we have insane builds like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a secret underground base where we hide from the creepers.

join us for non-stop fun and chaos as we battle mobs, build amazing structures, and uncover hidden treasures. who needs undersea cable sabotage when you can have all this craziness in one minecraft server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

No More Childish Cash

Adults, capitalism, Cash, childish, children, consumer behavior, consumerism, cultural norms, economic influence, financial power, generational differences, materialism, Maturity, MONEY, purchasing power, social conditioning, societal expectations, society, spending habits, teens, youth culture

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, you gotta join because, like, we have unicorns that fart rainbows and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. It’s, like, totally insane, man.

And, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that spits fireballs and, like, protects you from all the creepers and zombies. It’s, like, the best deal ever, bro.

Plus, like, all the players on the server are, like, super cool and funny. We have, like, epic build battles and, like, crazy treasure hunts. It’s, like, a party in Minecraft land, dude.

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, experience the most epic Minecraft adventures ever, you gotta join this server, man. It’s, like, the coolest place on the internet, no joke.

Ice Bear Energy Drive

arctic circle, Arctic ecosystem, Bear, climate change, climate crisis, DRIVE, ecological balance, Endangered species, energetic constraints, ENERGY, energy limitation, environmental impact, food shortages, habitat destruction, Ice, loss of ice, polar bear, population decline, predator-prey dynamics, sea ice loss, sentinel species, wildlife conservation, wildlife management, wildlife population

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where polar bears are the rulers and they’re facing a major crisis – ENERGY LIMITATION! That’s right, these polar bears are struggling to find food because the ice is disappearing faster than you can say “blocky building.” But fear not, brave adventurer, because you can help save the day by joining our server and embarking on epic quests to find the elusive energy sources that will keep these bears from going extinct. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero in the battle against energy limitation!

Dang City Craft 1.21.2

1.21.2, bold statement, brought up., chances, chuuba, city, COMEBACK, Craft, da nang, dang, Do, dream, Freaks, Itch, logical move, Long Time, May, mike, Minato Aqua, phase connect, question.., Retirement, Sakana, Surprise

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Hey gamers, listen up! Ever wondered what it would be like if Minato Aqua came out of retirement and joined our Minecraft server? Well, the chances are at least 80% according to our resident expert, Mike!

Imagine Aqua making a bold statement in May and joining our cast of freaks on this server. It’s a lifelong dream for her to be a part of Phase-Connect, so it totally makes sense!

Join now and be a part of this epic journey with Aqua and the gang. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a retired chuuba – it’s gonna be lit! Let’s make Đỗ in Da Nang proud with our epic Minecraft adventures!

PillowTossin’WifeBanter

anger, Assertiveness, Bed.., BEDROOM, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, family, king size bed, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, personal space, Pillow, PillowTossinWifeBanter, relationship, Resentment, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, Space, Toddler

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ores Mined:	8259	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of limited space in a king size bed! Join us if you’re tired of fighting for room with your significant other and toddler, only to be left with a tiny sliver of space. Our server is the perfect escape from pillow walls and blanket hogging!

We promise that on our server, you’ll have all the space you need to build your dream Minecraft creations without anyone stealing your virtual blankets. Say goodbye to arguments over who gets the most space in bed, and hello to a world where you can spread out and relax in peace.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of pillow throwing and blanket wars. Build, explore, and have a good laugh with our friendly community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual king size bed all to yourself!

PretendPro SMP – Still Confused!

Baffling, bewildering, complexity, comprehension, Confused, confusion, Enigmatic, Faking It, ignorance, inscrutable, knowledge, lack of understanding, Mystifying, perplexing, pretending, pretending to know, PretendPro, puzzling, smp, uncertainty, Unclear, Understanding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

LOL, join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic time of your life! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget how to mine diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops golden carrots like they’re candy. It’s like a never-ending party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wetting, chicken-dropping adventure of your life!

BlockyBunkBedLies

BlockyBunkBedLies, childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood memories, Deception, deception uncovered, embarrassing moments, false information, growing up, gullibility, hindsight, Innocence, learning the truth, Lies, misconceptions, misconstrued, mistaken beliefs, realization, truth revealed, uncovering lies

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug!

Our server is so magical, you’ll start believing in all those childhood lies you were told, like how eating carrots will make you see in the dark or how kissing a frog will turn it into a prince.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Who needs the real world when you can live in a land of endless possibilities and absurdities? So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild!

PoopCraft: Gut Microbe Madness

animal models, complex, digestion, digestive tract, ecosystems, fecal transplants, Gut, Gut microbes, health, health outcomes, influence, madness, Metabolic, Mice, Microbe, Microbiome, neuroactivity, PoopCraft, research, restoration, scientists, small intestine bacteria, study, transplant

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3854
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9640
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the complex ecosystems of gut microbes through fecal transplants in mice!!! 🐭🧫🔬

our small intestine bacteria are LIT AF and will boost your metabolic and neuroactivity to levels you never thought possible!! 💩🚀

come for the poop science, stay for the epic battles against giant mutant bacteria bosses!! 🦠💥

who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮

join now and let the fecal transplants begin!! 💩🌟🔥

Enchanted Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, anti-foid propaganda, Chad, controversial opinions, cover my tracks, Deception, DISRESPECTFUL, Enchanted, gender dynamics, have a gf, hypergamy, Insecurity, internet, internet trolling, male specimen, Misogyny, online ranting, Realm, red pill ideology, relationships, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of your girlfriend who doesn’t understand your anti-women rants!

Build your own world where only Chad-like players are welcome, no foids allowed!

Escape the oppression of hypergamy and create your own perfect male utopia in this server!

Don’t let your girlfriend catch you spreading anti-foid propaganda, come join us where you can be free to express your true feelings about women!

Join now and build a world where you can be the perfect male specimen without any judgment from foids!

BlockBrothersCraft

BETRAYAL, BlockBrothersCraft, business development, business disputes, Business growth, business ownership, business relationships, Career Change, Client Acquisition, Competition, Entrepreneurship, Ethics, family business, loyalty, market, non-compete agreement, Promises, sibling rivalry, Siblings, work ethic

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dimension Hops:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of being held back by family drama in the business world? Join our Minecraft server where you can start any business you want without any pesky non-compete agreements from your brother!

We promise raises that actually materialize, acknowledgment for your hard work, and a lack of unethical behavior (unless you count stealing diamonds from other players as unethical, but hey, it’s just a game, right?).

Join now and build your empire without any familial restrictions. And if your brother tries to stop you, just build a giant wall around his virtual house and claim his clients as your own. It’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft!

HatePretendingMinecraftSMP

disliking secretly, enjoyment, facade, fake enthusiasm, faking happiness, false enjoyment, forced smiles, hate, HatePretendingMinecraftSMP, hiding true emotions, hiding true feelings, keeping up appearances, masking true emotions, peer pressure, pretending, pretending to be happy, pretending to like, Pretending to love, putting on a show, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	191
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crops Grown:	9262
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Votes:	7138
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Lol, like omg have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best place to be if you wanna have a blast and laugh your butt off. Like, the admins are so cool, they once built a giant statue of a potato just because someone said they liked fries. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when no one’s looking.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy rule where you have to wear a chicken suit every Tuesday or else you get turned into a block of cheese. And the best part is, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond banana hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server? It’s the place to be if you wanna have a good time and make some new friends. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a bunch of chickens busting a move on the dance floor? Join now and let the madness begin!

Block Party: Where Pixels Come to Play

BLOCK, Deep quotes, impactful conversations, impactful quotes, influential phrases, influential words, Inspirational Sayings, inspirational sentences, life changing, life lessons, life-altering quotes, meaningful phrases, memorable lines, motivational quotes, motivational words, Party, personal growth, pixels, Play, powerful messages, profound impact, significant impact, thought-provoking sentences, transformative quotes

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	1439
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Towns Built:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, battle evil llamas who shoot lasers from their eyes, and ride on the backs of majestic rainbow unicorns. Join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

SurvivorCraft Minecraft Server

battle, Bravery, Conflict, courage, Days, front lines, heroism, HORRIFYING, Military, Minecraft, perseverance, resilience, Server, Soldier, strength, Survival, Survives, SurvivorCraft, Trauma, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War, warzone

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Battle Standards Raised:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive longer than this ukrainian soldier on the front lines!! we got crazy battles, insane mobs, and secret treasure hidden all over the map. one time, a player found a diamond sword that shoots fireballs!! no joke, it was lit. literally. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll make friends for life. so what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone you’re tougher than a ukrainian soldier!

CraftyMuskMania

Campaign, Candidate, controversy, CraftyMuskMania, criticism, current events, debate, election, far right, German, Musk, opposition, Polish, Politics, presidential candidate, public statement, Rally, remarks, right wing, rival, Silence

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Runes Activated:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	474	Villages Defended:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Divine Spears Created:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, totally obsessed with Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies? It’s like, the most random thing ever, but also kinda hilarious.

Like, imagine joining this server and being greeted by a bunch of players arguing about Musk’s remarks at a far-right rally in Germany. It’s like, what even is happening? But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then this is the server for you.

And get this, one of the candidates is slamming the other for not saying anything about Musk’s remarks. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. So if you’re looking for some entertainment while building your virtual world, then you gotta join this server ASAP.

Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground meetings where players discuss political strategies and plot to take over the virtual world. It’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, but in a Minecraft server. So if you’re into politics and drama, then this server is the place to be.

Join now and witness the madness unfold as Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies take over the Minecraft world. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious laughs.

Black Russia RP server Russian need Helpers server minecraft

ADMIN, Black, Cities, city, Helpers, Minecraft, Need, PvP, rp, russia, Russian, Server, Shops, weapons

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Come on to our server we have weapons of the city of city shops. PVP can become an admin. Come in

blackrussiaonline.aternos.me:42640