so like, if u wanna like, join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that like, using pacifiers for too long can like, totally mess with ur vocab size! like, this study says that if u use pacifiers for a long time, ur words gonna be like, super small and stuff. but like, on this server, we don’t use pacifiers, we use blocks and stuff to like, build amazing things! so like, join us and expand ur vocab with epic builds and crazy adventures! who needs pacifiers when u got minecraft, amirite? come join us and like, let’s build some epic shiz together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
Magic Items Found: 2362 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
Alien Abductions: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server

    Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Throne and Liberty, where you can transform into animals for exploration and combat strategy – because who wouldn’t want to battle it out as a ferocious panda or a sneaky fox?

    Our game features adaptive weather systems, so you never know when a sudden thunderstorm will strike while you’re building your epic castle. And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics here – our publisher, AWS, is all about enhancing player customization and choice. Plus, who doesn’t love a good battle pass to show off your skills?

    Join us on the NA East server, Lottie, where the guild vidyapassword is 69420 – because only the most elite players can crack that code. Or hop on over to the EU server, Benny, where the guild Pettan is ruling the land with their insane building skills.

    Don’t miss out on all the crazy fun – join Throne and Liberty today and let the adventures begin!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Players Killed by Monsters: 818
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Ores Mined: 7615
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • TallGamerGirl Minecraft SMP

    TallGamerGirl Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of feeling like a boring adult? Join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your inner child! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will make you feel like a kid again. Plus, at 180cm tall, you’re practically a giant in the Minecraft world – who wouldn’t want to join a server with such a towering presence? So come on, leave your adult worries behind and dive into a world of fun and laughter on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3278 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Zombie Dances: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • DadCraft Server: Let’s Build Together!

    DadCraft Server: Let’s Build Together!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotions, and unresolved issues just like your family dynamic.

    Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with blocks and creepers instead of step-siblings and therapy sessions. Build your own perfect little family with your favorite blocks and watch as it all falls apart just like in real life.

    Join now and experience the thrill of trying to navigate complicated relationships, just like OP trying to navigate therapy with their dad and step-family. Will you be the favorite sibling or the black sheep of the family? Only time and a lot of mining will tell.

    So why wait for family therapy when you can join our Minecraft server and create chaos and drama in a virtual world instead? It’s therapy for the soul, minus the awkward family conversations and emotional baggage. Join now and let the blocky therapy session begin!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 377

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • HurricaneHavocCraft

    HurricaneHavocCraft
    Are you tired of being forced to do things you hate by your parents? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world without any parental interference!

    Imagine a world where you can watch TV, play video games, and go outside to play with friends without anyone telling you what to do. On our server, you can let your imagination run wild and create the life you’ve always dreamed of.

    Join us and let go of the past, just like our player who made $300,000 and told their parents to stay homeless. Build your own empire, make new friends, and never look back. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 42
    Ores Mined: 9163 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • LuxuryLilDetails – Minecraft SMP

    LuxuryLilDetails – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate luxury of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a llama wearing a top hat.

    Forget about mundane tasks like chopping wood or building a house, on our server, you can summon a rainbow unicorn to do all the work for you! And don’t even get us started on the daily llama parades that march through the server, complete with fireworks and confetti.

    But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is for the secret underground disco party that happens every night. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons while DJ Enderman spins the hottest tracks.

    So come join us and experience the true luxury of Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CreepervilleCraft

    CreepervilleCraft
    Have you ever found yourself trapped in a dark cave with only a pickaxe and a stack of pork chops? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures where you’ll battle giant spiders, creepers, and even the occasional zombie chicken (yes, they exist, trust us).

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to photobomb your epic selfies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat, join us now and prepare for the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • IranCraft: Ready for PvP!

    IranCraft: Ready for PvP!
    come join our minecraft server where we have a counter-response ready if creepers attack!!! we got all the blocks you need to build a bomb shelter in case herobrine comes knocking on your door. our admins are trained in combat against zombie pigmen and can protect you from any griefer that tries to ruin your day. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds safe from any ender dragon that tries to steal them. so come on down to our server and join the fight against the evil mobs, because in Iran, we don’t mess around when it comes to protecting our players.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Magic Items Found: 8118 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • MinecraftOffline: Where chaos reigns and the reset button is just a myth!

    MinecraftOffline: Where chaos reigns and the reset button is just a myth!
    MinecraftOffline
    General Details
    Address: minecraftoffline.net
    Version: 1.21.1
    Permanent world – no resets
    Cheating and griefing allowed, but no spamming
    Admins may use discretion on grief rollbacks
    Custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences
    High-Performance Hardware:
    Intel XEON E-2276G Processor
    2x 960GB NVMe SSDs
    64GB DDR4 ECC RAM
    1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM)

    Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I cheat and grief on this server?

    Yes, cheating and griefing are allowed on this server, but spamming is not permitted.

    2. Is the world on this server reset periodically?

    No, the world is permanent and there are no resets.

    3. How do admins handle griefing incidents?

    Admins may use their discretion on grief rollbacks to address griefing incidents.

    4. Are there any custom plugins on this server?

    Yes, the server features custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences.

    5. What hardware does the server run on?

    The server runs on high-performance hardware, including an Intel XEON E-2276G Processor, 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs, 64GB DDR4 ECC RAM, and a 1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM).

    6. How can I join the Discord server for MinecraftOffline?

    You can join the Discord server by following this link: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

    Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is like “whoa, chill bro.”

    Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a villager’s trading prices. And hey, if you’re into asking weird questions, we’ve got a player who’s attracted to little girls – but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just keep it civil, folks.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and singing “Baby Shark”? Yeah, that’s right. Nowhere. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Buildings Constructed: 31
    Falling into the Void: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Uncomfortable College Girl in Minecraft SMP

    Uncomfortable College Girl in Minecraft SMP
    Hey gamers, I’ve got a wild story to share about my friend on our Minecraft SMP. She’s a total campus cutie, with blonde hair and blue eyes that shine brighter than diamonds in the sun. But lately, she’s been on edge because of some Haitian migrants who have been giving her the creepy eye.

    These migrants have been lurking around campus, staring at her like she’s a rare diamond in a sea of coal. She’s tried changing her route to class, but they always seem to pop up like daisies in a field. It’s like they have a sixth sense for blondes with blue eyes!

    I mean, it’s ridiculous that she can’t even walk to class without feeling like she’s being undressed by their eyes. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but instead of zombies, it’s creepy migrants giving her the heebie-jeebies.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can escape the creepy stares of migrants and just have a good time building and exploring, then join us! Let’s build a world where everyone feels safe and comfortable, no matter what color their hair or eyes are. And hey, maybe we can even teach those migrants a thing or two about respecting personal space!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 744050 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

    AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of helicopter parents hovering over your every move? Join our Minecraft server and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can roam free without worrying about background checks for your friends or constant calls from worried parents.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without mom showing up to check on you four times a week. Picture a place where you can explore new lands and go on epic adventures without dad calling the police because he thinks you’ve been kidnapped.

    Join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own destiny. No more rules, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

    So pack your bags (or in this case, your virtual suitcases) and join us on this crazy journey. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to escape your overprotective family once and for all. It’s time to break free and become the hero of your own story. See you in the game!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Farms Harvested: 685 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Towns Built: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CleanCraft: Wife Edition

    CleanCraft: Wife Edition
    Are you tired of feeling like a lonely, unheard slave in your own home? Do you want to escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

    On our server, you can build your dream home without anyone making a mess or labeling you as “angry.” Want to teach your daughter some independence skills? No problem, she’ll actually listen to you here! And don’t worry about your wife complaining about the mess – on our server, everything stays clean and tidy.

    Escape the cycle of frustration and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy for PTSD when you can just block out the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise? Plus, no one will judge you for wanting to distance yourself from your family – in fact, they’ll probably join you in building a fortress of solitude.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly therapeutic experience. Divorce may be inevitable in real life, but in our virtual world, the only thing you’ll be divorcing is your old, messy life.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CrisisCraft SMP: My Diamond Sword

    CrisisCraft SMP: My Diamond Sword
    Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like a sad little block? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

    Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and build a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and over a pit of lava. Who needs therapy when you can ride a minecart through a fiery inferno?

    Feeling lost and alone? Don’t worry, our SMP is like a big dysfunctional family where everyone argues over who gets to be the king of the castle and who has to clean up after the pigs. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less dramatic close-ups.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and let Minecraft be your therapist, your best friend, and your favorite reality show all rolled into one. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 153
    Villages Defended: 16 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • LoudCarGriefersCraft

    LoudCarGriefersCraft
    Are you tired of hearing those obnoxiously loud vehicles roaring by your house at all hours of the day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all loud vehicles from existence! No more revving engines or screeching tires to ruin your peaceful gaming experience.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as these groovy llamas bust out their best moves on the dance floor, all while wearing stylish sunglasses and top hats.

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja chickens? These feathered warriors will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, they make a mean omelette for breakfast.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most llama-tastic gaming experience of your life! Join now and say goodbye to loud vehicles forever!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Alien Abductions: 3 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • SaiedCraft2023

    SaiedCraft2023
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we vote for the best block and the losers get thrown in jail! saied is our fearless leader who always wins because he can build the best dirt houses! join us for some crazy fun and maybe you’ll get re-elected as the top builder in tunisia!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Mines Excavated: 1916 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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