so like, if u wanna like, join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that like, using pacifiers for too long can like, totally mess with ur vocab size! like, this study says that if u use pacifiers for a long time, ur words gonna be like, super small and stuff. but like, on this server, we don’t use pacifiers, we use blocks and stuff to like, build amazing things! so like, join us and expand ur vocab with epic builds and crazy adventures! who needs pacifiers when u got minecraft, amirite? come join us and like, let’s build some epic shiz together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Secret Passages Found: 8
Wilderness Tamed: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 4
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Alien Abductions: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Chapter Drops Minecraft Server

    Chapter Drops Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to drop out of existence like a chapter on hiatus? Well, look no further because our server is better than the entirety of Wan Piss (yes, we said it).

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling mythical creatures, and finding hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Just don’t blame us if you never want to leave!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Vtubers and Startups Minecraft SMP

    Vtubers and Startups Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer Vtubers a place to seek advice on all things related to Vtubing! Need help deciding whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We got you covered with our expert opinions (that may or may not be completely made up).

    Join us if you want to find out if there’s an audience for doing something completely outlandish like juggling chickens while riding a pig in Minecraft. And hey, if you need help with editing clips, we’ve got recommendations that range from free options to ones that might require a bit of piracy (shh, we won’t tell).

    But wait, there’s more! We have open auditions for virtual companies like Brave, Hololive, and Niji. Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber sensation!

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together. Just remember, if you see a creeper, don’t panic – just start streaming and turn it into content!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • PhotofailCraft

    PhotofailCraft
    Looking for a server where family drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of awkward family photos, intense battles to get the perfect shot, and kids who look like they’re about to puke in every picture.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic that even the baby looks peaceful amidst the chaos. With family dynamics that are anything but nicely blended, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next.

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in the madness of family photo shoots gone wrong, join us now! Just be prepared for some serious glares, distant looks, and maybe even a few accusations of not being very supportive. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Grateful4MinecraftSMP

    Grateful4MinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers have learned to breakdance and the pigs have formed their own government.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of the Diamond Chicken Kingdom!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 231 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Runes Activated: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Void Gems Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • BlockyWisdom

    BlockyWisdom
    Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server because they have a secret underground society of talking chickens who give out valuable advice? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! These wise cluckers will guide you through the world of blocks and creepers with their hilarious chicken jokes and nuggets of wisdom. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this feathered-filled fun fest!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Star Shards Collected: 59
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • HaifaCraft Minecraft Server

    HaifaCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY HEZBOLLAH ROCKETS LIKE HAIFA! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE BOMBS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN A MISSILE! COME SURVIVE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH US, OR ELSE YOU’LL BE WISHING YOU WERE IN A BUNKER INSTEAD! BOOM BOOM, EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, HAHAHA!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3458 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Farms Harvested: 360
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Putin’s Pixelated Power Outage

    Putin’s Pixelated Power Outage
    LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE HACKED PUTIN’S ONLINE MEDIA AND CAUSED CHAOS IN RUSSIA! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WATCH OUT FOR SPY CREEPERS AND KGB ZOMBIES TRYING TO TAKE YOU DOWN! ONLY THE BRAVEST AND CRAZIEST PLAYERS SURVIVE IN THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO BECOME THE NEXT HACKING LEGEND! #PUTINWHO #HACKEDBYMINECRAFTPLAYERS

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Booger Craft: Earth’s Crusty Server

    Booger Craft: Earth’s Crusty Server
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the crust of the earth is made of boogers!!! yea u heard right, boogers!!! it’s like a giant nose picked the ground and we’re all just living in it. but don’t worry, the boogers are magical and give u special powers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

    we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cheeseburgers. yea, cheeseburgers. u gotta find the llama king and do a dance to earn his trust.

    oh and did i mention we have a floating island made entirely of marshmallows? yea, u can bounce around and eat ur way to the top. but watch out for the evil gummy bears who guard the treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor.

    so come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, booger miners!!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Family Quest Fun

    Family Quest Fun
    LOL join our epic minecraft server where we build families bigger than the Duggars! Republicans are taking over and wanting more kids than ever before, while Democrats are like, “nah, we good with just a few.” It’s a political party showdown in the world of blocks and creepers. Will you join the baby boom or stick with a small clan? Only on our server can you experience the chaos of partisan procreation! Let’s see who can build the biggest family tree in Minecraft history!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Chimeras Created: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Smelly SMP: Where the only thing more toxic than the players is the creeper explosions

    Smelly SMP: Where the only thing more toxic than the players is the creeper explosions

    Stinky SMP Server Overview

    Server Version 1.20.1 (updating)
    Server Emphasis Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
    Performance 16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
    Server Rules No resets since May 2022, Safezone-Borderlands system
    Special Features Origins mod with custom origins

    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I appeal a ban?

    Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows appeals for true rulebreaks. Please contact a staff member for assistance.

    2. How often is the server updated?

    We update the server regularly to keep up with the latest Minecraft versions and mods. Check our Discord for announcements on updates.

    3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

    Absolutely! We welcome suggestions from our community to improve the server. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord.

    4. Are there specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

    We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, or anything else. The server is inclusive of all players.

    5. How do I join the server?

    You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Magic Items Found: 1994
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Pixel Puss Minecraft Server

    Pixel Puss Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, you’ll be asking, “how tight was her pussy?” Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

    The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

    Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

    So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 41 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • HomeSweetHomeMC

    HomeSweetHomeMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t be kicked out of your own virtual home here.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without any interruptions from girlfriends and their last-minute plans. Our server is the perfect place to relax, unwind, and mine your stress away.

    Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server today and build your own virtual paradise where you can truly be the king of your castle. Who needs a girlfriend when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • MindBlownFacts Minecraft SMP

    MindBlownFacts Minecraft SMP
    Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who run the economy and trade rare items for feathers? It’s mind-blowing! Join us and uncover the mysteries of our feathered friends while building epic structures and battling giant mutant creepers. Trust us, you’ll never look at chickens the same way again!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Love Letters Sent: 17

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • StinkyDelightMC

    StinkyDelightMC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like that funky smelling cheese that actually tastes amazing once you try it!

    Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter flying pigs, talking cows, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to come party with us!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location?

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server where the food may smell bad, but the fun tastes oh so good!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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