so like, if u wanna like, join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that like, using pacifiers for too long can like, totally mess with ur vocab size! like, this study says that if u use pacifiers for a long time, ur words gonna be like, super small and stuff. but like, on this server, we don’t use pacifiers, we use blocks and stuff to like, build amazing things! so like, join us and expand ur vocab with epic builds and crazy adventures! who needs pacifiers when u got minecraft, amirite? come join us and like, let’s build some epic shiz together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
Villages Defended: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 263

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