so like, if u wanna like, join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that like, using pacifiers for too long can like, totally mess with ur vocab size! like, this study says that if u use pacifiers for a long time, ur words gonna be like, super small and stuff. but like, on this server, we don’t use pacifiers, we use blocks and stuff to like, build amazing things! so like, join us and expand ur vocab with epic builds and crazy adventures! who needs pacifiers when u got minecraft, amirite? come join us and like, let’s build some epic shiz together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
Enchantments Applied: 69 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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