so like, if u wanna like, join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that like, using pacifiers for too long can like, totally mess with ur vocab size! like, this study says that if u use pacifiers for a long time, ur words gonna be like, super small and stuff. but like, on this server, we don’t use pacifiers, we use blocks and stuff to like, build amazing things! so like, join us and expand ur vocab with epic builds and crazy adventures! who needs pacifiers when u got minecraft, amirite? come join us and like, let’s build some epic shiz together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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