so like, if u wanna like, join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that like, using pacifiers for too long can like, totally mess with ur vocab size! like, this study says that if u use pacifiers for a long time, ur words gonna be like, super small and stuff. but like, on this server, we don’t use pacifiers, we use blocks and stuff to like, build amazing things! so like, join us and expand ur vocab with epic builds and crazy adventures! who needs pacifiers when u got minecraft, amirite? come join us and like, let’s build some epic shiz together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1504
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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