join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
Elemental Crystals Collected: 47 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Server
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