join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
Dragons Tamed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 7433 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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