join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 9594
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY