Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy

CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP

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Are you still living in the stone age using cash? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where we only trade in diamonds and emeralds! Our server is so advanced, even the villagers have upgraded to cryptocurrency.

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes and build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group hug that lasted for three days straight.

So why waste your time with boring old cash when you could be living it up in our diamond-studded world? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocktopia: Die for Diamonds

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Are you willing to risk it all for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocky chaos and adventure like never before!

Join us if you’re ready to face off against a horde of zombie chickens, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle a giant creeper boss that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to tame it and ride it into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll die for is the sheer thrill of the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6793	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyDroneBuilders

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come join our minecraft server, where we have africans building drones for ukraine but they think they in russia! it’s like a crazy reality show but in minecraft! build your own drone and take over the world! who needs russia or ukraine when you have our server! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds! join now and be part of the wildest adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	New Chunks Explored:	845617
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops and Challenges make you money (but no COVID)!

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Server Name	Novidium
Server IP	play.novidium.net

Overview:

Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build an island, complete challenges, visit/build shops and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to provide a nostalgic skyblock experience without overwhelming UI or excessive plugins.

FAQ:

What type of challenges are available on Novidium?

Players can complete simple challenges like collecting 64 sugar cane to earn items that are otherwise unobtainable. For example, completing the sugar cane challenge rewards the player with dirt.

How does the economy system work on Novidium?

There are no admin shops on the server, all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build a shop on their own island with chests and signs to sell items. Making the shop visually appealing can attract more visitors.

What are the leaderboards for on Novidium?

There are two main leaderboards on Novidium – balance leaderboard for the richest players and island leaderboard for the highest level islands. Island level is calculated by the amount and rarity of blocks on the island. These leaderboards provide long term goals and make it easier for players to find islands and shops.

How can players join Novidium?

Players can join Novidium by connecting to the server IP: play.novidium.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Enchantments Applied:	201	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Bug Busters Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “If it’s broken, post it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s a totally normal Tuesday activity.

– Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Chicken,” a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

– Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, but you’ll have to navigate through a maze of lava and killer bunnies to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Remember, if it’s broken, post it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Uni VIRTUAL is dead Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we’re so cool we’re literally becoming independent like a rebellious teenager in 2025! That’s right, we’re shaking things up and starting fresh as “New UniVIRTUAL” – but don’t worry, we’re still the same old UniVIRTUAL you know and love.

But wait, there’s more! Three of our members, Fuga Ruki, Shinba Shiranuino, and Momotsuki Hagu, are graduating from UniVIRTUAL to become independent in 2025. It’s like a virtual Vtuber graduation ceremony, but with Minecraft! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on new adventures and make dreams come true – all while causing chaos and shaking up the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness that is UniVIRTUAL!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dad vs GF Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you want to build a virtual house without worrying about arguments with your dad or your girlfriend. Our server is a safe space where saying hello is optional and being weird is encouraged!

Don’t let misunderstandings stop you from exploring new worlds with us. Plus, on our server, you don’t have to worry about your girlfriend refusing to visit if your parents are around. In fact, we encourage family bonding through cooperative building projects!

So come on over and join us, where the only conflict you’ll face is deciding which block to place next. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the perfect virtual home to escape to when real life gets too complicated. See you in the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as giving out chips on Halloween? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we give out virtual potato chips instead of diamonds! And just like my neighbor Debbie, we don’t cater to special requests – everyone gets chips, no matter what!

Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing your favorite virtual chip flavor from our endless bowl of options. Who needs diamonds when you can have BBQ-flavored chips instead?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the madness of chip-giving, join us now! Just remember, no special treatment for disabilities – chips for everyone, no exceptions!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4818	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HateFreeZone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd SMP out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of llamas, and have dance parties with creepers!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered fury? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mystical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking trees and flying pigs. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into there!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who needs a reason to join when you can have this much fun? Let your imagination run wild and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7055	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Emeralds Found:	1183	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Skillz4Dayz – Learn anything instantly!

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Have you ever dreamed of becoming a master builder in Minecraft without even lifting a finger? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn the skill of building epic structures just by logging in!

Imagine logging on for the first time and suddenly being able to construct a replica of the Eiffel Tower with just a snap of your fingers. People will marvel at your creations and beg to join your realm of building wizardry.

But that’s not all! By joining our server, you also have the chance to instantly learn the skill of taming dragons and riding them into battle. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about horses and pigs, we’re talking about flying on the back of a fire-breathing dragon while laying waste to your enemies below.

So why wait? Join our server now and unlock the hidden skills that will make you the envy of all other Minecraft players. Who needs to grind for hours when you can become a master overnight? It’s time to level up in the most outrageous way possible!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5740
Players Killed by Monsters:	8875	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockyPoliceMC Server

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OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit even the police in Sweden wanna be a part of it! Like, they arrested someone cuz they were so obsessed with our server that they started shooting near an Israeli defense contractor’s office in Gothenburg. Can u believe it? Our server is so addictive, it’s like a drug but without the side effects. Join now before the police come knocking on your door asking for directions to our server! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AmmoDepotSmashCraft

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join this cray cray minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got explosions bigger than ukraine hitting russian ammo depots, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun here! our players are like trained military strategists, planning epic attacks on enemy bases and airfields. you’ll be dodging bombs and building your way to victory in no time! so come on, join us and experience the thrill of warfare in the world of blocks! it’s gonna be a blast! literally!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Void Armor Forged:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Autistic Adventures: Gender Diverse Campus

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Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epic proportions! We got gender-diverse college students and peeps with autism who are more lit than a creeper explosion! If you wanna experience suicidal thoughts and behaviors in the most epic way possible, dis server is for you! And if you happen to be both gender-diverse and autistic, well buckle up buttercup, cuz you’re in for a wild ride straight to the End! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3027	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Kapi-Craft: Where even the llamas are VIPs!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Requirements	Over 18 years old Active player Love building
What we offer	Free world without plugins Server with 70 mods (70% building mods) Mods like Create and MineColonies Pleasant time spent together Responsive server host

Thank you for your attention! Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by clicking the Discord link provided above
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build as you please
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Currently, we are only looking for a limited number of players
Is there any way to communicate with other players?	Yes, we have a Discord server for communication

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16