join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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