join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Alien Abductions: 2
New Chunks Explored: 811956 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • I Love This Creature – Minecraft Server

    I Love This Creature – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – DUCKS! That’s right, adorable little quacking ducks roaming around, ready to be your new Minecraft besties.

    But wait, there’s more! These ducks aren’t just any ordinary ducks, oh no. They have magical powers that can help you on your Minecraft adventures. Need to fly across the map? Just hop on a duck and soar through the skies like a majestic bird. Need some extra protection in battle? Duck armor is the way to go.

    Join our server today and experience the joy of hanging out with the coolest creatures in Minecraft – the ducks. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough ducks, they’ll lead you to a secret treasure hidden deep within the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the duck-tastic fun begin!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Potions Brewed: 107 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Dimension Hops: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Worried Minecraft SMP Polish Posters

    Worried Minecraft SMP Polish Posters
    Are you tired of dealing with delusional Polish posters on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have successfully rehabilitated countless Poles who were once exposed to drogas! Our secret potion of enchanted watermelon seeds and llama spit will have them seeing the truth in no time. Plus, our server is filled with wacky adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours. Join now and help us save the Poles from their droga-induced delusions!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Animals Bred: 27 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CuriousCraftMC

    CuriousCraftMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you’re a naturally curious and inquisitive player who loves to stir up trouble with your friends. We promise to provide you with endless conversations about the most bizarre and interesting things, just like the time Cards Against Humanity offered to pay people to publicly apologize for not voting in the last US election. And guess what? We’ll even help you come up with a plan to vote Democrat in the next election, no proof required!

    But beware, if you dare to question the ethics or legality of our shenanigans, you might just end up in a heated debate with your friends. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

    So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP

    CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP
    Are you still living in the stone age using cash? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where we only trade in diamonds and emeralds! Our server is so advanced, even the villagers have upgraded to cryptocurrency.

    Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes and build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group hug that lasted for three days straight.

    So why waste your time with boring old cash when you could be living it up in our diamond-studded world? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Crops Grown: 8893
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Blocktopia: Die for Diamonds

    Blocktopia: Die for Diamonds
    Are you willing to risk it all for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocky chaos and adventure like never before!

    Join us if you’re ready to face off against a horde of zombie chickens, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle a giant creeper boss that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to tame it and ride it into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll die for is the sheer thrill of the game!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Villages Defended: 14 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CraftyDroneBuilders

    CraftyDroneBuilders
    come join our minecraft server, where we have africans building drones for ukraine but they think they in russia! it’s like a crazy reality show but in minecraft! build your own drone and take over the world! who needs russia or ukraine when you have our server! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds! join now and be part of the wildest adventure in minecraft history!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy

    Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy
    join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Dimension Hops: 15
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops and Challenges make you money (but no COVID)!

    Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops and Challenges make you money (but no COVID)!
    Server Name Novidium
    Server IP play.novidium.net

    Overview:

    Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build an island, complete challenges, visit/build shops and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to provide a nostalgic skyblock experience without overwhelming UI or excessive plugins.

    FAQ:

    What type of challenges are available on Novidium?

    Players can complete simple challenges like collecting 64 sugar cane to earn items that are otherwise unobtainable. For example, completing the sugar cane challenge rewards the player with dirt.

    How does the economy system work on Novidium?

    There are no admin shops on the server, all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build a shop on their own island with chests and signs to sell items. Making the shop visually appealing can attract more visitors.

    What are the leaderboards for on Novidium?

    There are two main leaderboards on Novidium – balance leaderboard for the richest players and island leaderboard for the highest level islands. Island level is calculated by the amount and rarity of blocks on the island. These leaderboards provide long term goals and make it easier for players to find islands and shops.

    How can players join Novidium?

    Players can join Novidium by connecting to the server IP: play.novidium.net

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Bug Busters Minecraft Server

    Bug Busters Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “If it’s broken, post it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s a totally normal Tuesday activity.

    – Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Chicken,” a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

    – We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

    – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, but you’ll have to navigate through a maze of lava and killer bunnies to find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Remember, if it’s broken, post it!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Mines Excavated: 3407
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Chimeras Created: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Uni VIRTUAL is dead Minecraft SMP

    Uni VIRTUAL is dead Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we’re so cool we’re literally becoming independent like a rebellious teenager in 2025! That’s right, we’re shaking things up and starting fresh as “New UniVIRTUAL” – but don’t worry, we’re still the same old UniVIRTUAL you know and love.

    But wait, there’s more! Three of our members, Fuga Ruki, Shinba Shiranuino, and Momotsuki Hagu, are graduating from UniVIRTUAL to become independent in 2025. It’s like a virtual Vtuber graduation ceremony, but with Minecraft! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on new adventures and make dreams come true – all while causing chaos and shaking up the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness that is UniVIRTUAL!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Enchantments Applied: 292
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Dad vs GF Minecraft Server

    Dad vs GF Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us if you want to build a virtual house without worrying about arguments with your dad or your girlfriend. Our server is a safe space where saying hello is optional and being weird is encouraged!

    Don’t let misunderstandings stop you from exploring new worlds with us. Plus, on our server, you don’t have to worry about your girlfriend refusing to visit if your parents are around. In fact, we encourage family bonding through cooperative building projects!

    So come on over and join us, where the only conflict you’ll face is deciding which block to place next. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the perfect virtual home to escape to when real life gets too complicated. See you in the game!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 38 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Star Shards Collected: 65

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!

    DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as giving out chips on Halloween? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we give out virtual potato chips instead of diamonds! And just like my neighbor Debbie, we don’t cater to special requests – everyone gets chips, no matter what!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing your favorite virtual chip flavor from our endless bowl of options. Who needs diamonds when you can have BBQ-flavored chips instead?

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the madness of chip-giving, join us now! Just remember, no special treatment for disabilities – chips for everyone, no exceptions!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 81 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • HateFreeZone Minecraft SMP

    HateFreeZone Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd SMP out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of llamas, and have dance parties with creepers!

    Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered fury? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a mystical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking trees and flying pigs. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into there!

    So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who needs a reason to join when you can have this much fun? Let your imagination run wild and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Love Letters Sent: 10

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Skillz4Dayz – Learn anything instantly!

    Skillz4Dayz – Learn anything instantly!
    Have you ever dreamed of becoming a master builder in Minecraft without even lifting a finger? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn the skill of building epic structures just by logging in!

    Imagine logging on for the first time and suddenly being able to construct a replica of the Eiffel Tower with just a snap of your fingers. People will marvel at your creations and beg to join your realm of building wizardry.

    But that’s not all! By joining our server, you also have the chance to instantly learn the skill of taming dragons and riding them into battle. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about horses and pigs, we’re talking about flying on the back of a fire-breathing dragon while laying waste to your enemies below.

    So why wait? Join our server now and unlock the hidden skills that will make you the envy of all other Minecraft players. Who needs to grind for hours when you can become a master overnight? It’s time to level up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • BlockyPoliceMC Server

    BlockyPoliceMC Server
    OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit even the police in Sweden wanna be a part of it! Like, they arrested someone cuz they were so obsessed with our server that they started shooting near an Israeli defense contractor’s office in Gothenburg. Can u believe it? Our server is so addictive, it’s like a drug but without the side effects. Join now before the police come knocking on your door asking for directions to our server! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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