Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Divine Spears Created: 13 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • VomitVibesCraft

    VomitVibesCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

    Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Runes Activated: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ScareFlicksMC SMP

    ScareFlicksMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 63 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 14 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • BlockCraft911

    BlockCraft911
    Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 82
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Titanic Battles Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!

    ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

    IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

    JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Chimeras Created: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Centurion

    Centurion

    A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Border 512×512

    Border 512×512

    Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

    WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

    WanMC² Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla Semi-Anarchy with Roleplay
    Features Master redstone, roleplay, PvP
    Community Friendly and welcoming

    Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: While it is a semi-anarchy server, we do have some basic rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: Some mods are allowed, but it is recommended to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any issues.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: As it is a semi-anarchy server, some level of griefing is allowed, but excessive griefing may result in consequences. It is best to respect other players’ builds and creations.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Simply click on the Discord invitation link provided above and follow the instructions to join the server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server

    The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos and join a tribe of misfits? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who want to let loose and explore their darker side.

    Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.

    But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?

    So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 783369 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart

    Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take something from the chest, it would explode into a shower of glitter and rainbows! It was like a fabulous explosion of wealth and happiness! So if you want to experience the thrill of exploding loot chests and join in on the madness, come join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Buildings Constructed: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MomCare Minecraft Server

    MomCare Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build with next!

    Join us and escape from the chaos of blended families and financial burdens. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building your dream world without worrying about taking out loans with your businesses as collateral.

    Plus, with our virtual savings account feature, you can start saving up for any potential future expenses in the game. Who knew Minecraft could teach you financial responsibility?

    So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and let the crafting therapy begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Divine Spears Created: 14

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BirthBlockerz – 18F

    BirthBlockerz – 18F
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and leave behind the struggles of being the fourth child in a broke family, where arguments and fights are a daily occurrence.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about college fees or financial stress. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs to your heart’s content.

    Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can join our server and become the master of your own destiny? Leave the tears behind and let’s create some epic memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4443 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Towns Built: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • RegretfulRoutines Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRoutines Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to pick up some truly wild habits! Join us and you’ll find yourself collecting pink sheep as pets, building houses out of nothing but diamond blocks, and even starting a llama racing league. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave (and your real-life habits will never be the same)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CrushCraftVIP

    CrushCraftVIP
    Remember that feeling you had when you first laid eyes on your celebrity crush? Well, imagine that feeling but amplified by 1000 when you join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a celebrity crush come to life, with epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner. Plus, rumor has it that your celebrity crush might even make a guest appearance in-game! So come join us and get ready to fall in love all over again, this time with our amazing Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • UgandanRejectsCraft

    UgandanRejectsCraft
    lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Mickey Mouse Craft Land

    Mickey Mouse Craft Land
    Lol come join dis epic Minecraft server where mickey mouse runs da show! If Disney goes kaput, we got u covered with our Mickey Mouse operation! Our mods are actually trained mice who build epic rollercoasters and castles with their tiny paws. Plus, our PvP battles are like watching a cartoon come to life – literally! So hop on board this crazy train and let’s make some magical memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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