Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in feeding your virtual kids small, frequent meals just like in real life! Join us if you want to escape the judgmental eyes of traditional players who only believe in 3 meals a day. Our server is a safe haven for stay-at-home dads who are tired of being criticized for their parenting choices.

Imagine a world where you can build lunch boxes for your Minecraft kids and watch them snack every three hours without anyone batting an eye. Our server is a place where you can tell off those who try to tell you how to parent, just like our player who stood up to his sister-in-law for her unsolicited advice on feeding habits.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being judged by the “traditional” players out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual brother who will shrug off the drama and let you do your thing. It’s a wild ride on our server, but it’s worth it for the freedom to parent your Minecraft kids your own way.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Battle Standards Raised: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
Ores Mined: 1519 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

    ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

    Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

    Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

    So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2250
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • BabyMamaDramaLOL

    BabyMamaDramaLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

    Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3297
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

    EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!
    Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

    So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Creeper Crush!

    Creeper Crush!
    Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

    Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

    And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Crops Grown: 6795 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

    GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady
    come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

    our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

    but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

    Plastic Slayer’s PET Party
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

    imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

    so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Emeralds Found: 4123
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

    BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

    RPG server, quests, bps, axes, top menus, pets, prefixes, dungeons and much more!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • 🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

    🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

    Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

    Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.

    Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would like to change. But with that in mind: All mods and creative content are for convenience only.

    Our goal is to expand our tight-knit family and to find like-minded, “community driven” people like yourself!

    Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

    Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players of 18 years or older.

    What to Expect?

    Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
    Casual Environment
    Active Discord/Realm
    Community Elected Positions

    If any of this appeals to you, check us out! https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server? A: Please join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
    Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, we only accept players who are 18 years or older.
    Q: Can I use mods on the server? A: All mods and creative content are for convenience only, so please check with the server rules before using any mods.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Mythical Swords Crafted: 56
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Land – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

    Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Potions Brewed: 106 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Chimeras Created: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Farms Harvested: 985

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

    Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society
    Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 68 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • SibSnap Minecraft Server

    SibSnap Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with unexpected family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling drama and forced bonding sessions!

    Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!

    Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.

    So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Zombie Dances: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Ores Mined: 7423 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

    DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment
    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

    HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 38
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

    ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm
    Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

    Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

    So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 469 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server

    EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”

    on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.

    but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.

    remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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