Onyx SMP: Semi-Confused Java Buffet with a Side of Chaos

additional structures, Anti-creeper grief, Applications, Blaze&Caves Advancements, Brewery, buffet, Chaos, Coreprotect, crafting tweaks, Discordsrv, Graves, Headdatabase, improved advancements, java, MCC-inspired championship, monthly building challenges, new towns, onyx, Quests, rules, SemiConfused, Side, smp, Special Events, specials districts, Vanilla, VanillaTweeks

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8302	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

New Minecraft Servers

About Us

A Minecraft Java server with the perfect blend of vanilla experience enhanced by QoL features and exciting datapacks such as crafting tweaks, additional structures, improved advancements, and more!

Our greatest inspiration is the Hermitcraft server, and we put a lot of focus on fostering a tight-knit community. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, competitive fighter, humble farmer, or simply looking for a place to call home, Onyx SMP offers something for everyone.

Our server has an array of enticing features! From special districts (think shopping, minigames…) to monthly building challenges, quests, special events, and even an MCC-inspired championship!

Plugins

Onyx SMP is a semi-vanilla server, meaning it doesn’t require you to download any mods but still offers a plethora of quality-of-life plugins and game-enhancing datapacks.

Plugins
CoreProtect
Graves
Anti-creeper grief
EssentialsX
VanillaTweeks
Dynmap
DiscordSRV
HeadDatabase
Blaze&Caves Advancements
Brewery

Rules

Be kind and respectful, this is a place where people are meant to feel safe and welcomed. Basically, don’t be a dick.
No stealing, griefing, cheating, or abusing exploits. With our plugins we can revert any damage and catch the culprit, meaning there’s no way people can get away with it.
To be able to join the Onyx SMP you must own a Java version of Minecraft, speak English, and be over 17 years old.
No big mob and redstone farms, this is not a technical server, and we wish to retain a stable economy.
More rules in our Discord server!

Applications

Since the Onyx SMP is all about fostering a tight-knit, safe, and creative community, we will only be accepting great applications. We are looking for effort, passion, and care when we read your application. You get out what you put in. Keep that in mind.

Click here to apply

If you have any questions, feel free to ask!

BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

BreakupBluesBeGone, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	9846	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5761
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Potions Brewed:	118
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5538	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Magic Items Found:	2374	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Love Letters Sent:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Animals Bred:	140	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4687
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	1737	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchantments Applied:	237	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Enchantments Applied:	223	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Void Gems Collected:	31
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8557	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

SneakySMPPlayer

Authenticity, Identity, introspection, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflective, self-understanding, SneakySMPPlayer

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!