Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found: 9449 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Villages Defended: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Alien Abductions: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Solaris

    Solaris

    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Magic Items Found: 6029 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Sapling SMP

    Sapling SMP

    Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Alien Abductions: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 14 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Dimension Hops: 14 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

    5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

    Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

    Description Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
    Server Age Four years old
    Features – Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join an existing city? Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
    How can I join the server? Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
    What is the server focus? The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
    Are there custom features on the server? Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Soywalk Minecraft Server

    Soywalk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 29

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

    Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Crops Grown: 2654
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

    Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting
    So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

    OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a virtual potato farm. Trust us, it’s worth it. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks

    PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a crazy funhouse!

    Join us and embark on a wild journey through different phases of Minecraft life, from building epic castles to battling dragons in the Nether. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our world!

    So why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your wildest dreams come true (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5046 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 48 Zombie Dances: 3
    Magic Items Found: 2306 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 51

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CraftyIsraelStrike

    CraftyIsraelStrike
    So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. We got crazier stuff happening than Netanyahu threatening to strike Iran. Like, we don’t mess with nuclear or oil targets, we go straight for the Minecraft military bases. It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of virtual warfare and build some epic bases to defend against the craziest attacks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone. So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Mayan Y2K Glitch

    Mayan Y2K Glitch
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a mayan temple that will make you think the world is ending in 2012 all over again! our y2k problem is so intense, you’ll be dodging virtual asteroids and running from virtual zombies like your life depends on it! but don’t worry, our friendly staff will guide you through the chaos and make sure you survive the mayan apocalypse with a smile on your face. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the end of the world in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Runes Activated: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Mythical Mines

    Mythical Mines

    MythicalMines is a server that is 100% completely self-programmed with a system unlike any other server, we will design it to give you a unique game experience. There will be many features and also rank advantages but ranks will not cost real money currency so everything is obtainable ingame. There will always be updates for Winter Halloween etc.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Villages Defended: 12
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ScholarMC

    ScholarMC

    ScholarMC is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The ScholarMC ip is play.scholarmc.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Ember wing – Where vanilla isn’t just a flavor, it’s a way of life!

    Ember wing – Where vanilla isn’t just a flavor, it’s a way of life!

    Emberwing Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address Whitelist
    Version 1.21
    Discord Join our Discord

    Explore a world like no other on Emberwing Minecraft server!

    Why Choose Us:

    • Economy System: Build your empire with our balanced economy.
    • Friendly Community: Join a welcoming community with active staff ready to help.
    • Regular Events: Participate in exciting events and win awesome prizes!

    Game Modes:

    • Survival: Gather resources, build your base, and survive the night.
    • Modded: Enjoy the world of modded Minecraft.

    Join us today on Emberwing Minecraft server for an adventure of a lifetime!

    Server Rules:

    1. Be respectful to all players.
    2. No griefing or stealing.
    3. Use appropriate language.
    4. No cheating or exploiting bugs.
    5. Have fun and enjoy the game!

    Ready to start your adventure? Join our Discord at https://mee6.xyz/i/Fz8Z0C9fUE to get started. We can’t wait to see you in-game!

    Emberwing – Your Adventure Begins Here!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Gods Slained: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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