Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
Star Shards Collected: 212 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

    MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Gods Slained: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CharityCraft2021

    CharityCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Magic Items Found: 5286
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • LePenCraft Minecraft Server

    LePenCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4741 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Crafty Care Minecraft Server

    Crafty Care Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 50 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 306
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3158
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Solaris

    Solaris

    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Zombie Dances: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Sapling SMP

    Sapling SMP

    Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 280

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

    5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

    Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

    Description Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
    Server Age Four years old
    Features – Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join an existing city? Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
    How can I join the server? Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
    What is the server focus? The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
    Are there custom features on the server? Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Soywalk Minecraft Server

    Soywalk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Alien Abductions: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 71
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Potions Brewed: 50

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

    Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Enchantments Applied: 93
    Runes Activated: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Villages Defended: 20 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

    Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting
    So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 228 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Dimension Hops: 15 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

    OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a virtual potato farm. Trust us, it’s worth it. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 30
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks

    PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a crazy funhouse!

    Join us and embark on a wild journey through different phases of Minecraft life, from building epic castles to battling dragons in the Nether. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our world!

    So why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your wildest dreams come true (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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