Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 15 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Astral Projections Made: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Global Warming Not Detected Server

    Global Warming Not Detected Server
    come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1408 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

    INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

    FriendZone SMP: Men & Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • BlockyBoredomBeGone

    BlockyBoredomBeGone
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Farms Harvested: 534
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Animals Bred: 102
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

    RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers
    hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ADHD Girls Gone Wild

    ADHD Girls Gone Wild
    so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Villages Defended: 10 Star Shards Collected: 194
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Sneed City

    Sneed City

    Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1323
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • SMSMCraft Network

    SMSMCraft Network

    Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

    From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

    Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 214 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP

    Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 90 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Magic Items Found: 8716

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server

    VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no background noise or other people’s voices to distract you from your gaming experience! Unless, of course, you’re like the person in this story who just can’t seem to follow simple instructions.

    Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any interruptions. And if you do encounter any noisy players, just give them a virtual sigh and remind them to respect your space.

    So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring in some drama like the person in this story. But hey, at least you won’t fail for it here!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • KidzCraftHavoc

    KidzCraftHavoc
    Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks free from societal norms and restrictions? Look no further! Join our server where you can make all the decisions for yourself, just like our 40-year-old player who escaped a forced marriage and built a new life for her and her children.

    On our server, you can educate yourself, find a job, and support your virtual family without any pesky ex-husbands trying to control your every move. And don’t worry about divorce complications, we make it easy peasy lemon squeezy to break free from toxic relationships!

    Plus, we have a supportive community where you can connect with other players who have escaped oppressive situations and are now living their best virtual lives. So come join us and build a better future for yourself, free from judgment and restrictions. Who needs a controlling ex-husband when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter tomorrow together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Dragon Eggs Found: 640
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server

    LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server
    LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE PART OF DA ZEROCAL CEMENT PRODUCTION TEAM! WE MAKE CEMENT WITHOUT RELEASING CO2 INTO DA AIR, LIKE MAGIC! WE USE LIMESTONE TO MAKE CALCIUM OXIDE, AKA LIME, WITHOUT HARMING DA ENVIRONMENT! U CAN BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY ABOUT KILLING DA PLANET! COME JOIN US AND BE A CLIMATE HERO IN DA WORLD OF MINECRAFT! #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTMAGIC #ZEROEMISSIONS

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Falling into the Void: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • What is the IP for Genshin Impact Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Genshin Impact Minecraft Server?

    Genshin Impact is an action role-playing game developed and published by miHoYo. The game takes place in the fantasy world of Teyvat, where players assume the role of a traveler searching for their lost sibling. Along the way, they must explore the land, battle powerful enemies, and uncover the mysteries of this vibrant and diverse world. Genshin Impact features a gacha system for obtaining new characters and weapons, as well as multiplayer co-op gameplay. The game has garnered widespread acclaim for its stunning visuals, engaging storyline, and addictive gameplay.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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