OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

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Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

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Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

:gt: be me Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2265
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MomCantDriveMC

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Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Void Armor Forged:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

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Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Emeralds Found:	8947	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Star Shards Collected:	201	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

OpportuCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Emeralds Found:	7644	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server

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so like, u know what’s better than airstrikes in syria? joining this epic minecraft server! we got explosions too, but they’re all in good fun, not like those serious ones in the real world. come build ur own base and defend it from crazy mobs with ur friends. u can even team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world! plus, our server has the best snacks, like virtual pizza and diamond cookies. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

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Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Russia’s army recruits are ditching their duties to play on it? That’s right, these older, less capable men are trading in their guns for pickaxes and joining our epic server for some blocky fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?

So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	154
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9240	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1218

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

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hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchantments Applied:	262
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CrazyCraftin SMP

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Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlocktopiaCraft

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

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so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	80	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2629
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Buildings Constructed:	50	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6