Oh No No No Hahahah Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? We support that kind of behavior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling TNT. Some say you can hear his ghostly laughter echoing through the caves at night, daring you to take on even more insane challenges.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Villages Defended:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, celebrity influence, Ethics, Fame, fashion trends, image, influence on youth, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Morals, Music (Industry), Music Lyrics, personal growth, pop stars, PopVsRapRoleModels, public perception, rap stars, RESPONSIBILITY, role models, smp, social media, societal impact, success, VALUES

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

We’ve got pop star villagers who put on epic concerts every Saturday night, complete with fireworks and dancing creepers. And don’t even get me started on the rap star skeletons who drop sick beats while you mine for diamonds.

But the real reason to join our server? The drama, honey. We’ve got more backstabbing, alliances, and betrayals than a season of Survivor. You never know who you can trust, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored. So come on down and join our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Obsidian Addicts United

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Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with collecting virtual blocks in a pixelated world? Well, we do too! But guess what? Our Minecraft server takes that obsession to a whole new level of insanity!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to become your loyal minions who will do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for virtual blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, NukeOrJoinNATOCraft, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, strategic alliances, trump, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Magic Items Found:	2404
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Shell Swap Sisters

Aquatic, ariel, Disney, FANTASY, folklore, Green.., hand-me-down, MAGICAL, MERMAIDS, Mythology, Ocean, princess, Purple, Seashells, shell, Siblings, sisters, Swap, Tails, The little mermaid, Underwater

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Bread & Chips R Us

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Villages Defended:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Mainstay

Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Dragons Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

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Welcome to CatCraft!
CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
Seasons: Season 1: April 4, 2019 Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
Current Version: 1.21
World Border: 16k in every direction
Hosted in Ashburn, VA

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	Don’t be a dick. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief. Server is 21+ only. PVP is fair play. No hacking or cheating. Pranking allowed within reason. Include favorite cat breed in application. Keep the server tidy. Avoid killing withers in the over-world. See rule 1.
What are some important server details?	No Enderman Griefing Custom recipes and features Renewable Coral Fast Leaf Decay Custom PVE group boss and dungeons and more…
Where can I find more information or apply?	Join our Discord

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Spooky Night Minecraft Server

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Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AC Off Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Void Armor Forged:	28
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VomitVibesCraft

Apology, caregiving, children, Communication, compassion, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, family, health, Illness, Marriage, parenting, Priorities, relationships, sensitivity, Support, teamwork, Understanding, VomitVibesCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ScareFlicksMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlockCraft911

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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Centurion

LifeSteal, Survival PvP Economy Faction Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests Dungeons Towny Pixelmon Hardcore Modded Vanilla Whitelisted Bedwars Skywars Parkour

A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Star Shards Collected:	60
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.