Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of using Windows like a pleb? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where real professionals thrive? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for Linux users!

Join us and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while running a process monitor in the background at all times. Show off your tiling desktop and impress your fellow players with your Linux skills.

Forget about Windows and embrace the world of Linux. Sure, you may look like an incel, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life on our server? Join now and become a true Linux gaming legend!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
Magical Moments Shared: 30 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • TurkeyCraft2021

    TurkeyCraft2021
    🤣 Welcome to the most dramatic Minecraft server ever! Are you ready to join a server where family feuds are taken to a whole new level? Look no further!

    👶 Picture this: you and your Minecraft hubby just had a baby, but oh no, the in-laws are causing chaos over the baby’s name! They wanted a tradition where each generation alternates grandparents’ names, but you and your hubby said “nah” and chose a name they didn’t like. Cue the drama!

    📱 Blocking family members on your phone? Check. Awkward holiday gatherings? Double check. This server has it all! Join us for a wild ride of family drama and baby name battles.

    🤯 Will you stand your ground like a Minecraft boss and protect your little one’s name? Or will you cave under the pressure of family expectations? The choice is yours on this outrageous Minecraft server!

    💥 So come on and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of family drama and guilt trips? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! #MinecraftFamilyFeuds #BabyNameBattleRoyale 🍼

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • SkinSwapCraft

    SkinSwapCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being born as someone else! Imagine waking up in the body of a legendary warrior, a powerful wizard, or even a mischievous creeper ready to explode with excitement.

    Join us for the chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the blocky world of Minecraft. Want to be a dragon soaring through the skies, a mermaid swimming in the depths of the ocean, or a superhero saving the day? Anything is possible on our server!

    So why settle for being yourself when you can be anyone or anything you desire? Come join us and experience the ultimate role-playing adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Who will you choose to be born as on our server? The choice is yours, so come and let your creativity run wild!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • ArmyCraft: 1.4 Million Strong!

    ArmyCraft: 1.4 Million Strong!
    so, like, this server is like the north korea of minecraft servers, but without all the scary stuff, ya know? we got 1.4 million players applying to join because our server is so lit, it’s like tensions with south but in a fun way. come join us and be part of the epic army of gamers taking over the virtual world. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re south korea, then maybe you will. but who cares about them, right? just come join the chaos and have a blast with us!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 331 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • 3b2t – Complete anarchy without rules Minecraft server

    3b2t – Complete anarchy without rules Minecraft server

    A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

    At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Creating Chaos Modded SMP 1.20.1 – Where Only Creative Minds Survive

    Creating Chaos Modded SMP 1.20.1 – Where Only Creative Minds Survive

    Power of Creation Server Overview

    Server Type Modded SMP
    Preferred Age 18+
    Location UK
    Main Content Mods Create, HexCasting, Iron’s Spellbooks, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, Figura

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How can I join the server?

    More information and whitelisting in the Discord: https://discord.gg/xYykzA9RFU

    2. What is the focus of the server?

    The server is focused on giving players the tools to create whatever they want, build up a beautiful world, and tell stories within it.

    3. What makes this server unique?

    The server runs a custom modpack with lightweight and non-redundant features, diverse and interesting biome generation, and the ability to form continents and islands for player-created countries or island states.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 13 Buildings Constructed: 23

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Stinky Indians Minecraft Server

    Stinky Indians Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique twist that will keep you laughing for hours.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while dodging flying curry and avoiding players who may or may not have washed their hands after using the bathroom. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from exploding chickens to secret underground lairs filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

    So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wash your hands).

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Dimension Hops: 13 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Seething Minecraft SMP Player

    Seething Minecraft SMP Player
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a soap opera, with players coming and going like it’s a revolving door.

    Join us and witness the epic saga of Kemal, the gigachad who left us too soon. Will he ever return? Only time will tell. And don’t even get me started on Anurag from ANZ – he’s causing a stir with his live in prod antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 94 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ParentalPanicCraft

    ParentalPanicCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

    So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server

    CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

    imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

    and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

    so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftyCreeperz420

    CraftyCreeperz420
    come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

    we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

    if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Broadband Binge Craft

    Broadband Binge Craft
    Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 236 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

    CraftyFate – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

    Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!

    Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.

    Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 97 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

    Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5285 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • GrampsGoneWildMC

    GrampsGoneWildMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

    So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

    CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP
    Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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