Are you tired of being sexually attracted to every girl you see in Minecraft? Want a server where you can admire beautiful girls without feeling the urge to do the dirty deed? Look no further, because our server is filled with girls who are so stunning, you’ll be too intimidated to even think about getting frisky with them.

Take for example, our resident beauty queen who looks like she stepped out of a magazine cover. She’s so gorgeous that your brain will short circuit and your libido will take a vacation. You could be surrounded by a sea of naked girls and still feel as chaste as a nun.

Join our server for a unique experience where you can appreciate beauty without any of the pesky sexual desires. It’s like a breath of fresh air for your loins. So come on over and feast your eyes on our non-sexually appealing yet undeniably attractive ladies. Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay you never knew you needed!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

New Minecraft Server
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  • Omega Minecraft VS Hypixel

    Omega Minecraft VS Hypixel

    Hypixel

    Pros Cons
    Very popular with a large player base Can be overwhelming for new players
    Offers a wide variety of mini games Can experience lag due to high player traffic
    Constant updates and new features Some game modes may require purchase or VIP status

    Omega Minecraft

    Pros Cons
    Focused on family-friendly gameplay Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
    Unique game modes like Zoo Keeping and Pixelmon May lack the same level of variety as Hypixel
    Engaging events like ABBA caving and UHC Not as well-known in the Minecraft community

    FAQ

    Q: Which server has a larger player base?

    A: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Omega Minecraft.

    Q: Are there any unique game modes on Omega Minecraft?

    A: Yes, Omega Minecraft offers unique game modes like Zoo Keeping and Pixelmon.

    Q: Which server is more family-friendly?

    A: Omega Minecraft is focused on family-friendly gameplay.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No Kids Allowed Craft Server: Now Serving Adults Only! McMMO, Terralith, and Quests included in 1.20.4

    No Kids Allowed Craft Server: Now Serving Adults Only! McMMO, Terralith, and Quests included in 1.20.4
    KidlessCraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join by connecting to the server IP: mc.kidlesscraft.com.
    Is there an age restriction to play on this server? While the server is designed for adults, there is no strict age restriction. However, players are expected to act maturely.
    How do I get whitelisted? Join the Discord server at discord.gg/kidlesscraft and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format.
    What type of gameplay is available on the server? The server offers SMP (Survival Multiplayer) gameplay with a variety of worlds including Creative mode, Adventure mode, and more.
    Are Bedrock players able to join the server? Yes, Bedrock players can join the server as it is compatible with GeyserMC.
    What are the core server rules? – Be Respectful– Be Ethical– Use Common Sense

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 111 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Welcome to ‘Semi-Lucid Vanilla Carpet’ – the server for grown-up YouTubers who love to whitelist and play Minecraft!

    Welcome to ‘Semi-Lucid Vanilla Carpet’ – the server for grown-up YouTubers who love to whitelist and play Minecraft!

    LucidSMP Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Server Information

    Mega bases Entire cities Large scale building/terraforming/organics
    Technical projects, farms, perimeters Other builds/projects Chill server with Hermitcraft and Scicraft vibes
    Shopping district with shared resources Encourages client side mods like tweakeroo and Litematica Various in-game enhancements like proximity chat and player heads

    FAQ

    What type of players are you looking for?

    We are looking for YouTubers who create video content. Non-content creators with a portfolio are sometimes considered.

    What are the basic rules of the server?

    • No griefing
    • No stealing or cheating
    • No PVP unless agreed upon by all parties
    • Keep your branding YouTube friendly

    How can I apply to join the server?

    Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/VUzt9ewbFU and visit our website at https://lucidsmp.com/

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Farms Harvested: 670 Titanic Battles Fought: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Advancements Not Advancing SMP: Where Progress Goes to Die

    Advancements Not Advancing SMP: Where Progress Goes to Die

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP 51.222.147.227
    Port 25607

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Why do my advancements reset every time I rejoin the server? This could be due to a server-side issue, such as a plugin or configuration setting. It’s recommended to check with the server administrator for assistance in resolving this issue.
    What version of Minecraft is the server running? The server is running on Minecraft version testv1.0, utilizing Geyser as a plugin for cross-platform compatibility.
    How can I access the server map? You can access the server map by visiting the following link: Server Map

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 47 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • xapros smp: Where Vanilla is Half-Baked and Events are On Point! Version 1.20.4 and Dynmap Included

    xapros smp: Where Vanilla is Half-Baked and Events are On Point! Version 1.20.4 and Dynmap Included

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Server Info
    New 1.21 Blocks Enabled
    Holiday Themed Events Minigames and collectable items
    Whitelist Only No random rogue players
    Daily Players 5-15 different players
    Active Community Always welcoming new players
    Server Uptime 24/7 with zero lag
    No Reset Policy Your base is always saved
    No Immersion Breaking Mods No land claims, tps, or added mods
    Strict Rules Against stealing, hacking, and griefing

    View some of our builds here.

    Join the discord to apply: https://discord.com/invite/NeekSj856k

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join our server by applying through our Discord server. Use the link provided above to join and follow the instructions.

    Q: Are there any age restrictions?

    A: We welcome players of all ages to our server. As long as you follow the rules, you are welcome to join.

    Q: What are the rules regarding griefing?

    A: We have strict rules against griefing, stealing, and hacking. Any violations of these rules will result in a ban from the server.

    Q: Is there a limit on building size or number of structures?

    A: There are no limits on building size or the number of structures you can build. Feel free to unleash your creativity!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5757 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineRefuge VS Hypixel

    MineRefuge VS Hypixel
    Hypixel MineRefuge
    Pros Pros
    – Largest Minecraft server with a variety of mini-games – Unique Earth Survival server with a 1:500 replica of Earth
    – High player population and active community – OneBlock server offers a unique gameplay experience
    – Regular updates and events – Dedicated survival and OneBlock modes for different playstyles
    Cons Cons
    – Can be overwhelming for new players due to the sheer size and variety – Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
    – Some players may experience lag due to high player population – May have fewer mini-games compared to Hypixel

    FAQ:

    1. How large is the player population on Hypixel compared to MineRefuge? – Hypixel has a much larger player population compared to MineRefuge, offering a more active and bustling community.

    2. What unique features does MineRefuge offer? – MineRefuge offers a unique Earth Survival server with a 1:500 replica of Earth, as well as a OneBlock server where players start on a single block and expand their island.

    3. Are there any drawbacks to playing on Hypixel? – Some players may find Hypixel overwhelming due to the large size and variety of mini-games available, and may experience lag at peak times.

    4. What sets MineRefuge apart from other servers? – MineRefuge stands out for its focus on survival and unique gameplay modes like Earth Survival and OneBlock, catering to different playstyles.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sorry, Wrong Server…But It’s Still Awesome! 1.20.2 with MCPets, Excellentcrates, and more!

    Sorry, Wrong Server…But It’s Still Awesome! 1.20.2 with MCPets, Excellentcrates, and more!

    NTRS – NOT THE RIGHT SERVER

    A Survival server made for those looking for a place to hang out, and have a good time.

    If you’re looking for a small server that doesn’t have a chat that you can’t even type in because the server is filled with 200+ players, you’re in luck, because NTRS has 75 player slots!

    We have a lot for players to do, and are always working on more cool stuff for you such as pixel art with artmap, pets that you can fly such as dragons, over 20 minigames like spleef, chess, tntrun, dropper, horse racing, survivalgames, and many more!

    While I’d like to talk about the VIP privileges, I’m more keen on explaining that you do not need to be a VIP to access anything specifically, and that as a player, I want you to be able to obtain everything for free, without spending money at all, ever.

    There are of course Supporter roles that are linked to the website and the discord, but the only real difference between VIP and MEMBER are that it’s up to chance, and will take time and luck to get the pets and mmoitems, or even the custom rank prefixes coming soon!

    There’s honestly a lot I could talk about as this server isn’t just another SMP server to me, I’ve put all the money and love I have into it, and I genuinely hope that you will check it out. NTRS was just a little server I was hosting on my rig back in 2019 for my friends, and I’ve always wanted it to be something more than that, and now it finally is!

    So sign up on our website to interact with the community, join the discord, or check out our forum page and meet some friends, it helps us learn more about the people joining our server, it also makes it easier for you to ask us for help and report or suggest things to us! NTRS IP: play.nottherightserver.online NTRS Website: NTRS Website NTRS Twitter: NTRS Twitter

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Do I need to be a VIP to access all features? No, you do not need to be a VIP to access anything specifically. Everything can be obtained for free.
    What are the differences between VIP and MEMBER? The only real difference is that it’s up to chance and will take time and luck to get certain perks as a VIP.
    How many player slots does the server have? NTRS has 75 player slots available.
    Can I interact with the community outside of the server? Yes, you can sign up on the website, join the discord, and visit the forum page to meet other players.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Emeralds Found: 3565
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Welcome to the Minecraft Retirement Home – 18+ Edition Version 1.20.4

    Welcome to the Minecraft Retirement Home – 18+ Edition Version 1.20.4

    Players’ Lounge <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/volunteer-casualties/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Players’ Lounge Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Looking for a fresh start in the world of Minecraft? Join us at Players’ Lounge! Our server offers a brand new world just waiting to be explored and shaped by new players like you which just launched on 2nd April 2024! Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the game, there’s a place for everyone in our small active community.

    Server Highlights:

    Community Projects Community projects, including the construction of a bustling nether hub and a vibrant shopping district.
    Semi-vanilla SMP The only plugins we have are ones that help keep the server running smoothly!
    No Donations We will never ask for donations to keep the server running! We want you to play and have fun not be pestered for money!
    Whitelisted Server For a safe and enjoyable community environment, we require all players to be 18 years or older.
    Dynmap Complete with markers using signs to help you explore and find your way around. With our world border spanning an impressive 12k x 12k, there’s plenty to see and do in our expansive world.
    Events In-game treasure hunts to lively games of Gartic phone and Cards Against Humanity, there’s always something happening at Players’ Lounge. Plus, don’t miss out on our weekly in-game lottery!

    Join us on Discord!

    Curious to learn more? Head on over to our Discord server to see a list of our plugins and datapacks, and to connect with our new growing community of players. Take the first step towards becoming a part of our new and upcoming community by applying on Discord today! Applications are quick, easy and rarely declined.

    Click here to join our Discord server!

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, please apply on our Discord server. We require all players to be 18 years or older.

    2. Are there any donations required to play on the server?

    No, we will never ask for donations to keep the server running. We want all players to have fun without being pestered for money.

    3. What plugins and datapacks are available on the server?

    You can see a list of our plugins and datapacks on our Discord server.

    4. What kind of events and community activities do you have on the server?

    We have community projects, in-game treasure hunts, games like Gartic phone and Cards Against Humanity, and a weekly in-game lottery.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 29

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyFarts Minecraft Server

    CraftyFarts Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of building boring old houses in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, /v/ plays Sburb, you’ll be building epic towers that reach the heavens themselves! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures, like fighting off hordes of zombie pigs with nothing but a carrot, or taming wild ocelots to ride into battle!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover rare treasures like the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock with a single swing! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the mystical Potion of Invisibility, allowing you to prank your friends by sneaking up on them and stealing their precious diamonds!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Ender Dragon, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to face it in battle. Just imagine the possibilities – unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and maybe even a pet creeper who won’t explode in your face!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on /v/ plays Sburb and let the insanity begin! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 4 Runes Activated: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Animals Bred: 101
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rape Me In Minecraft – The Ultimate Step-By-Step Guide To Getting Owned On Our Server! Join Now!

    Rape Me In Minecraft – The Ultimate Step-By-Step Guide To Getting Owned On Our Server! Join Now!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and leave you questioning your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Google can’t handle it.

    Join us for the chance to get “raped” by a towering Amazonian goddess… in Minecraft! That’s right, forget building, forget exploring, forget survival – here, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies in blocky form.

    We guarantee you’ll never find another server that offers such a unique and questionable experience. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready for a gaming experience you’ll never forget (whether you want to or not)!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Mines Excavated: 2920
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Crops Grown: 5606 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 18

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Punching Trees & Making Babies: Best Minecraft Server Ever

    Punching Trees & Making Babies: Best Minecraft Server Ever
    Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server, where the competition is so fierce, you’ll be begging for mercy! Our server is like no other, with epic battles, crazy challenges, and a community that would make even the strongest warrior tremble.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player dared to challenge our top player to a duel. And let’s just say, it didn’t end well for them. Our top player knocked them out in one hit, then proceeded to breed their girlfriend’s cat…I mean, pussy. Yeah, that’s right. We don’t mess around on this server.

    So, if you think you have what it takes to compete with the best of the best, then come on over to our Minecraft server. But be warned, you can’t fucking compete! And we’ll knock you out and breed your girl’s pussy…cat. Yeah, that’s what I meant. Join us now, if you dare.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Animals Bred: 43
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft Mania – Block Party Bonanza

    Minecraft Mania – Block Party Bonanza
    Welcome to the wacky world of /lig/+ Edition Minecraft server, where indie vtubers with on average 500 viewers or more rule the land! Why join, you ask? Well, imagine a server where large indie vtubers battle against the 2views minions by the thousands – it’s a thread for the VIP, regardless of what language they stream in.

    Looking to shill your 499view oshi? No worries, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent in numbers, they’re welcome here! Who will reign supreme in this crazy world of virtual madness? Will it be Filian with 4,946 viewers or maybe the Russian powerhouse orkpod with 3,766 viewers?

    But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Fear not, as long as the corpo doesn’t own talent IPs and has only one member surpassing 1000 CCV, they can still join the fun! Join us as we discuss, share clips, and revel in the chaos of the /lig/+ Edition Minecraft server.

    Don’t miss out on the Tiermaker, Chuuba Birthday Calendar, official /lig/ booru, and of course, the essential Ducks corner! Prepare for a wild ride of laughter, competition, and virtual mayhem as you dive into the world of /lig/+ Edition Minecraft server. See you in the virtual realm, adventurer!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Enchantments Applied: 250
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Last Call for Pixel Paradise: Say Goodbye to Palworld in Two Weeks! Join Now for One Last Crazy Ride!

    Last Call for Pixel Paradise: Say Goodbye to Palworld in Two Weeks! Join Now for One Last Crazy Ride!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a community where anything is possible, where pigs fly and trees talk? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where the countdown to shutting down Palworld is in full swing!

    Join us for the wildest two weeks of your Minecraft life, where you can ride unicorns into battle, build houses out of candy, and make friends with a dragon named Steve. But hurry, because once the server shuts down, who knows where you’ll end up – maybe in a world where creepers wear top hats and spiders dance the cha-cha.

    Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now before it’s too late! Who needs Palworld when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Falling into the Void: 0 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyJewMine: where even Creepers can’t resist a good joke! Join now for a gaming experience that’s lit (like the Nether)!

    CraftyJewMine: where even Creepers can’t resist a good joke! Join now for a gaming experience that’s lit (like the Nether)!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we waste billions of dollars on is creating the most epic virtual world for you to explore! Join us and you’ll be too busy building your dream castle or fighting off zombie hordes to worry about demoralizing internet trolls.

    Our server is so addictive, even the Jews would rather spend their time here than on /pol/. They’ve heard tales of our pixelated paradise and just can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs to insult strangers online when you can be crafting diamond swords and riding pigs into battle?

    Forget about ideologies and religions, on our server the only thing you need to believe in is having a good time. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane adventures – because here, we don’t have time for demoralization, only exhilaration!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OzempicCraft – Where even your Minecraft character can use government-funded drugs to mine diamonds faster!

    OzempicCraft – Where even your Minecraft character can use government-funded drugs to mine diamonds faster!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have come up with the most outrageous and hilarious idea for a new drug invention. Imagine a world where everyone with an IQ below 120 is required to take a special drug that enhances their… ahem… solo activities. We’re talking about an Ozempic-like drug specifically designed for masturbation.

    Join our server for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Explore our virtual world where all players are guaranteed to have a blast both in and out of the game.

    And don’t worry, we fact-checked this idea… in our dreams. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously stimulating gameplay. Join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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