| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Emeralds Found: | 9799 |
| Crops Grown: | 8807 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the impaler – and trust us, it’s not for the faint of heart (or the easily offended). Let’s show /v/ what we’re made of!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us for the most intense and hilarious matches you’ll ever witness. Watch as teams die, some survive, and an average of 6.92 goals are scored in each game. It’s a wild ride of shitposting, memes, and pure chaos. So come on, jump into this wacky world and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for virtual soccer and internet culture. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 70 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Magic Items Found: | 4694 |
| Ores Mined: | 9224 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 123 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
But that’s not the only reason to join this server. Our community is made up of the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet. We have regular build battles where players compete to create the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’ll see next.
And if you’re looking for adventure, look no further than our custom dungeons and quests. Rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?
So come join us on Tuesday Wandafuru’s Minecraft server for a wild ride of laughs, challenges, and unforgettable moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4769 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us on our server where Poland is the base of all operations. That’s right, we have transformed Poland into the ultimate Minecraft paradise. Build your castle in the heart of Warsaw, mine for diamonds in the depths of Krakow, and battle creepers in the streets of Gdansk.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who control the economy of the entire server. Join forces with them and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of friendly llamas who roam the server, offering quests and challenges for you to complete. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3076 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can participate in our weekly “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower made entirely of cake.
So, what do you say? Are you ready to leave the world of wotlk private servers behind and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 623184 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!
But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual llama rodeo and the legendary chicken jousting tournament. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Dance Off.”
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who needs ecelebs when you have us?
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 950 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes.
So why should you join our server? Because we have unicorns that poop rainbows, a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Plus, if you don’t join, the Endermen will steal your socks while you sleep. Don’t let that happen, join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible, from fighting dragons with laser eyes to building a rollercoaster that goes to the moon and back. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2693 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world where cars are banned and only Minecraft animals roam the streets. Who needs a subway system when you can ride a minecart to work?
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and questioning why real life isn’t this crazy. See you in-game!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 8394 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging flying arrows, navigating treacherous lava pits, and trying not to get on the bad side of “She killed billions”. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her next target for a prank involving a giant chicken statue in your base. Trust us, it’s an honor to be on her hit list.
So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun…or else face the wrath of “She killed billions”. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us and experience the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, including giant Chinese inventions like the Great Wall and the Terracotta Army. Who knew the Chinese were such Minecraft pros?
But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can place a mosque next to a synagogue and watch the chaos unfold. Will they live in harmony or will it be an epic battle for dominance? Only one way to find out!
So come on, join our server and see for yourself why the Chinese are the true pioneers of Minecraft creativity. Who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can have a whole new world of insanity waiting for you?
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
