so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Love Letters Sent: 7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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