so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
Villages Defended: 9 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Servers