so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Divine Spears Created: 23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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