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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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