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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Crops Grown: 7596

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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