yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 1
Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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