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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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