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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 255
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Potions Brewed: 187
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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