yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Magic Items Found: 1237
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Wilderness Tamed: 16 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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