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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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