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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
New Chunks Explored: 898879 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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