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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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