yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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