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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
Herobrine Sightings: 8 Gods Slained: 1
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
Towns Built: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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