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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 1350 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Mines Excavated: 4247
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 14

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