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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Dragons Tamed: 7
New Chunks Explored: 73323 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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