Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 387 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
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