Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white males ended slavery just so you could join us and have a blast! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players with jealousy. – Creepers are actually friendly here and give you hugs instead of exploding. – Our ender dragon is a professional magician and will wow you with his disappearing act. – The villagers have a secret dance party every night and you’re invited to join in. – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava slides and magma hot tubs.

New Minecraft Servers - Crafty Caucasians: The Minecraft Server of Freedom

So come on and join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where even the most ridiculous things can happen!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY