Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the NSFW facts you never knew you needed in your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous secrets, jaw-dropping revelations, and enough drama to make Herobrine blush. From scandalous block placements to steamy lava bath parties, this server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way through the most NSFW Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 New Chunks Explored: 789433

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your parents trying to control every aspect of your life, even your wedding day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference!

    On our server, you can create the most extravagant wedding ceremony you can imagine, from a diamond-studded altar to a cake made entirely of gold blocks. And the best part? Your parents are banned from entering the server, so you can finally have the freedom to plan your special day without any unwanted opinions.

    Join now and show your family who’s boss by creating the most epic wedding celebration in Minecraft history! Don’t let anyone rain on your pixelated parade, it’s time to say “I do” to our server and “I don’t” to meddling parents.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Animals Bred: 137 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Runes Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft

    SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids ruining your Minecraft projects? Join our server for a drama-free gaming experience! We promise no one will draw all over your creations or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course). Say goodbye to sibling rivalry and hello to a supportive online community where everyone gets along like one big happy family. Plus, we offer virtual carpool services for those in need of transportation to school (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on over and leave the real-world drama behind – you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Runes Activated: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

    CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

    So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CreeperLoveCraft

    CreeperLoveCraft
    Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 616048 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

    UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

    Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!
    so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

    even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

    and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

    so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Dragon Eggs Found: 9478
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

    LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!
    Welcome to Lanterncraft
    We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Do you have a detailed questline? Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
    What measures do you have against griefers? Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
    Do you keep inventory on death? Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
    Do you have custom dungeons? Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
    Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players? Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
    How can I join the server? You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
    Is there a Discord server for communication? Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Loser Incels Minecraft Server

    Loser Incels Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

    Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Star Shards Collected: 88 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 421 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 New Chunks Explored: 118548

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

    NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

    So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 49
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Farms Harvested: 118 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7085 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Void Armor Forged: 21

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Ozempic-FreeZone

    Ozempic-FreeZone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

    Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

    Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • AppAddictMinecraftSMP

    AppAddictMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

    We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

    So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BlockBuster10/10

    BlockBuster10/10
    Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Towns Built: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • PutinCraft2020

    PutinCraft2020
    join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Elemental Crystals Collected: 38
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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